Maybe it’s my fault for not closely examining any recent pictures of him, but why didn’t anyone tell me DeShawn Stevenson has a new tattoo on the side of his head? Come on guys. Get it together.

But yes, there it is. It definitely says “Something La Vie” and it’s definitely a head tattoo. Unfortunately, a Google search for “deshawn stevenson la vie tattoo” doesn’t help and there’s nothing useful on Twitter either. I guess this is just one of those classic scalp tattoos that goes unnoticed for months and months. Weird.

Not weird, however, is that DeShawn Stevenson decided to add another tattoo to his head. That makes all the sense in the world. I’m mostly just surprised he beat Chris Andersen to the tattooed mohawk look. Huge upset right there.