On Monday’s live episode of “The Fix,” The Jones list their NBA weekend winners and losers. Thumbs up for: Retiring the Lakers Swear Jar, Kobe’s final six points vs. the Hawks, the Heat’s 14-game winning streak, Jeff Green, and the Nuggets’ “security.” Thumbs down for: Serge Ibaka’s karate nut shot, Tony Parker’s MRI, and Magic Johnson’s million-dollar plea to get LeBron James in the Dunk Contest.

All that, mascot anatomies, famous Armenians, and North Korea’s crazy, basketball scoring system.

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