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Just a day after we found out that Nick Young has a mullet, we now find out whether or not it’s really a mullet. I know that sounds confusing, but some people will call whatever that is a “bump,” or a “patch,” or a “ducktail.” So just for clarification, here is some clarification. From the 700 Level:

Asked what the new ‘do was called, Swaggy got creative.

“It’s the Shaggy P,” he said.

Fellow strange-hair-wearer Spencer Hawes weighed in with a few thoughts of his own.

“It’s the black mullet, the bullet,” Hawes joked.

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We pushed Swaggy for clarification. Is the Shaggy P. really a mullet?

“Kind of,” he said with a smile.

Well that clears up absolutely nothing. It’s not a “bullet” because it’s not a bullet and it’s only “kind of” a mullet. I guess we will just have to call it “the Shaggy P” because rhyming is great and there aren’t really any other options.

I’ll accept “Kanye mullet” or “Billy Ocean head” as well.