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Or at least that is the only logical thing to assume from all these pictures of them vibing at Stephen Jackson’s headlining performance at Matt Bonner’s SXSW showcase, both of which are actual things that really happened yesterday. Though, I suppose, it is possible that Matt Bonner, DeJuan Blair and Gary Neal were there for emotional support. But judging by Bonner’s mean mug, I’m guessing that’s not the case.

I mean, look at how great of a hypeman Gary Neal is.

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As you can see, the biggest thing Gary Neal brings to this posse is a killer knack for accessorizing.

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First some red sunglasses, then a white headband — he’s like the Phantom of the Opera mask guy from the St. Lunatics, which is a pretty significant accomplishment. No wonder he’s Stephen Jackson’s favorite even though he sometimes gets bored and has to check his phone.

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I get it. Tweeting is fun and so is Instagramming pictures of doing fun things. Just ask Matt Bonner.

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Sometimes you just have to take a picture when you’re on stage at a rap show. We’ve all been there.

At least DeJuan Blair had the good sense to play it cool and look tough.

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Oh, come on. Haven’t any of these guys heard that rap crews aren’t supposed to smile? I thought that was rule No. 3 after “Repeat the second half of every line of the song” and “Grab your nuts most of the time.” It seems rap crew-ing isn’t yet part of “The System,” though I imagine Gregg Popovich could whip something up in a snap.

No video on the show is available yet, but if you see something let me know. Until then, just let your mind take you to a place where Matt Bonner performs at rap shows with Stephen Jackson. Then snap out of it because that place is real and it’s amazing.

(images via Beyond the Buzzer)

Comments (15)

  1. Jax swaggin’ with the old school Raps cap on the 4th pic!

  2. Is that Mickaël Piétrus on the 1s and 2s?

  3. Good morale booster, toronto raptors could use a rap duo right baout now

  4. patty mills is hugging dejuan in the pink shirt in the second pic. he made towel waving motions the whole time.

    diaw and cory joseph were also there, for whatever that’s worth. so was bun b.

  5. if the spurs win the championship, will matt bonner replace mark madsen for worst championship parade dance by a white guy?

  6. Clearly the big loser in all of this is Tony Parker because:

    A) He can actually rap.

    B) Once did a video that had Tim Duncan and Robert Horry in it, so at some point people could have uttered the phrase in a Marv Albert voice “Robert Horaaay with the jam!”

  7. the sjax bon bon story was amazing , until u read the comments damn u justin .damn u

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