You already know the following things about Lakers center Robert Sacre:
- He’s Canadian.
- He’s great at celebrating his teammates’ accomplishments.
- He learned his dance moves from Yosemite Sam.
But here are two more things for you to know about Lakers center Robert Sacre:
- He has a giant tattoo on his rib cage that depicts the following entities: Snoop Dogg (Lion), Snoop Dogg’s weed smoke, Mike Tyson, DMX covered in blood, Vancouver’s Harbour Centre.
- He is the acting Lakers captain despite having played just 202 minutes over 30 games in his NBA career.
If you’re only going to know five things about a random person, these are a good five. Just from these five things, you can tell he’s a polite fellow who loves cartoons and tattoos and is well-liked by his teammates. That’s a nice start.
And who knows, maybe by the end of the season we’ll know seven things about Robert Sacre. It’s OK to dream big.