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Cars are a pretty smart invention and “Cars” is a pretty good movie. I think we can all agree on those two things. But when Henry Ford was coming up with the Model T, he probably didn’t ever consider the descendants of his masterpiece would ever weigh a ton-and-a-half, travel more than 100 mph or be used on roads covered in snow and ice. And if he did, maybe he should have made them less slippery. I’m not a doctor of cars, but that seems like a pretty good idea, in retrospect.

At the very least, I know Terrence Ross has my back with regards to cars on icy roads. From Sportsnet’s Holly MacKenzie:

Sportsnet.ca: How have you been dealing with driving in the snow in Toronto?

Ross: The first car I had up here was a Challenger. I was trying to get home quick. They were like, ‘Just get on the highway. The highway is clear, you can drive as much as you want, you’ll be fine.’ It’s just getting out of the parking lot. My car hit like a massive snow clump. It was like nine or 10 cars behind me all honking their horns. Quincy had to come and put basically like a blanket under my tires so I could get traction. It was at the airport. Everybody trying to get home and I’m holding up the line. It was crazy. On the way home, Kyle, we’re on a overpass going over a bridge and it kind of leans a little bit and Kyle was trying to drive like there wasn’t any snow and you hit a wet spot and you start sliding down so his car got stuck. We’re all on the highway trying to push him. This is late at night. Early in the morning, two o’clock in the morning. Everybody here is just like this is normal. Man, me and Kyle had to basically push our cars into the garage there was so much snow. I’m not used to that at all.

You always hear about how difficult of an adjustment rookies have to the NBA game, but you rarely hear about how hard they find driving in their new cities. Maybe that’s because half the teams in the league play in places where there isn’t terrible snow, but maybe it’s just something that’s gone completely unreported and should therefore become part of the NBA’s rookie transition program. One of the two.

Either way, Terrence Ross should be happy to know that my phone is predicting snow in Toronto for today and the next two days, despite the fact it’s nearly April and winter is technically over. He probably won’t need tire chains or Quincy Acy’s blanket, but a little warning never hurt anyone. Besides, it’s always a smart idea to carry an emergency kit in your car when you live in a snowy climate. You never know when that months-old Snickers bar will come in handy.

Also — slow down, Kyle Lowry. Don’t drive like there’s no snow when there’s clearly snow. For your health.

Comments (11)

  1. Definitely caught the Steve Brule reference at the end. Tim & Eric fan?

  2. My computer is predicting +7 (C) and snow on Thursday.

    I… I just don’t know, man.

  3. Who picks a Challenger to drive in the snow?!

  4. As a Portlander, I love a totally random story about how Portlanders can’t drive in the snow. It’s something we never learn to do and we’re embarrassingly bad at.

  5. as a Phoenician, I am terrified of being relocated to a city where it snows for these exact reasons.

  6. As a Hiroshimite, snow tires don’t make sense to me. Snow-chains : Yes. Plus they make a fun sound driving down the street.

  7. Man, cars is a terrible movie. There are places on Earth that kill people for offenses much lighter than making that abomination.

  8. CHALLENGER IS A RWD….EVERYONE KNOWS RWD SUCK IN THE SNOW….ESPECIALLY WITHOUT SNOW TIRES….SOMEBODY BUY ROSS SOME SNOW TIRES…CHAINS/SPIKES ARE ILLEGAL IN ONTARIO….

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