But how much did the sign and sign-making utensils cost? I need to know for this class action lawsuit I’m working on. And with Jack Black’s brother as the spokesman, there’s no way it’ll get shot down.

P.S. Miami Heat fans sure do hate it when players don’t play, huh? Kind of ironic, since they’re the most infamous show-up-laters in the league. This has been a postscript.

(via Josh Wong)