Personally, I was hoping the Mavericks would never get back to .500, but that’s just because I was hoping Dirk Nowitzki would keep his over the summer and not shave until Dallas was 1-0 next season. Can you imagine an extra three months of blonde beard on that face? He would have come back looking like a giant Jim James, who I think could actually talk Dirk in to the whole “unshaped by human hands” thing.

Oh well. I guess a man shaving set to old-timey music will have to do. Goodbye, beards.

Comments (5)

  1. Was extremely confused there until i realised Jim James and Jim Jones are two different people

  2. His warmup shirt would be covered with that mess

  3. Speaking of old-timey music, Dirk enjoys himself a good Charleston:

    http://i.imgur.com/R4G0FD8.gif

    Happy Monday people

  4. He should have stopped at 24 sec and kept the neck beard.

  5. Store located in New York, Shanti Maa Inc carry specific health and beauty aid products such as designed shaving accessories like shave gels, disposable razors and blades and much more.

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