Not that I think anyone was planning anything, but I wanted to let anyone who was thinking they might want to touch Nate Robinson’s Jordans know that they should reconsider. Why exactly? Because he has a rule in place, should such a thing occur.

From ESPN:

“Michael Jordan was my Hercules, Zeus and Napoleon. When I was 7, my father bought me my first Air Jordans, the VIIs, and I cried right there in the mall. I own maybe 150 Jordans. My rarest of all is the all-yellow IVs. One of the worst days of my life was when my brother, Anthony Stewart, broke in to my closet last summer and wore those IVs before I’d rocked them myself. He even rubbed it in by posting a photo on Instagram. I was like, ‘Oh, hell no!’ Never been so mad. Now I have a rule: You can drive my car, sleep in my bed, use my toothbrush, but if you touch the left side of my shoe closet, the Jordans side, we’ll have problems.”

There are a few conclusions to draw from this. One, I guess we all have free reign to borrow Nate Robinson’s cars, crash at his house and brush our teeth with his toothbrush whenever we want. I’ll definitely take him up on all those things the next time I visit home. Not only will it save on lodging, it’ll be nice to have a car to cruise around in, plus I don’t have to worry about forgetting my toothbrush. Thanks, Nate. Two, I guess we finally know what made Lil’ Nate so mad during that Knicks-Nuggets fight from a few years ago — J.R. Smith must have tried on one of his Jordans without asking at some point. It’s nice to finally solve that mystery. Three, Nate Robinson does indeed consider Napoleon a hero, which is perfect.

So yeah, don’t even think about trying to touch any of Nate Robinson’s Jordans. You don’t want to end up getting punched in the knee, do you? No, you don’t. It really hurts.

(via Nice Kicks)

Comments (5)

  1. nice height zinger at the end. I am also pretty sure that Nate has some kind of a weird reptile house pet, that he has a close relationship to. why? I don’t know. and if you think snake, you’re dead wrong. it’s some kind of a lizard, maybe a komodo dragon. again: why?
    because it would be awesome!

  2. lil nigga trying to compensate for something, jut be yourself

  3. What I draw from this is that Nate Robinson took Micheal Jordan as a father of his and there for as a brother of as well. Anyway following Nate means Micheal Jordan is his own father and son, which makes Robinson a weirdo.
    And being his own father and son at the same time puts you right on the same level as Jesus. Walking on water or through the air? I think Mike made the right choice on that one.

  4. The man loves his Jordans! Trey how many Jordans you own?

  5. Sorry, Trey, but you’re probably too tall to drive Nate’s car. I’m pretty sure he had to have to seat moved forward. Actually he might just roll around in one of those little, plastic, battery powered Escalades you can get for your kids at Wal Mart.

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