And here are some potential product slogans to ensure quality sales numbers.
- Finally, an answer to “Tell me how my ass taste.”
- Shaq’s big, so is this.
- For when you really need to be out of shape to start the season.
- Definitely not the stuff they used to see how much pop could fit in one of Shaq’s shoes all those years ago.
- Goes great with Shaquille O’Neal vodka while wearing Shaquille O’Neal jewelry and watching a Shaquille O’Neal movie at a Shaquille O’Neal movie theater.
- Three out of four Shaqs agree — this is a soda worth smiling about.
- Shaquille O’Neal says it tastes great and he’s never told a lie.
Feel free to add yours in the comments. Feel free to tell me how any of these tastes. Feel free to live your life, maaaaan.
(via Darren Rovell)