In this corner, weighing in at probably 15 lbs. and standing nearly two feet tall … a monkey Dan Gadzuric found while on vacation last summer.
— Timberwolves PR (@Twolves_PR) August 22, 2013
And in this corner, weighing in at around 50 lbs. I’m guessing and standing about knee-height if you’re next to it, Corey Brewer’s pet goat that he’s had since he was a kid.
It’s a classic cute-off, wherein you pick which combination of bro and animal is the cutest. And while it’s hard to argue against a monkey’s sustained and well-established cute factor, I’m going goat here, which won’t surprise anyone who’s followed my internet basketball career since the jump. And yeah, I did have a stuffed Djali from the Disney version of “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” that I used when putting my name in for a table at a restaurant when I was like 12 years old, but I don’t think that makes my opinion any less valid. Goats 4 lyfe.
Leave your opinion in the comments. Just make sure you pick the goat.