In the summer of 2013, Kevin Garnett and Metta World Peace both made their way to New York basketball teams. What happened next is a story fit for the funny pages. Now thanks to illustrator Brad Beatson, we get a look at Kevin & Metta’s New York Adventures. Previously, the bros go to Andray Blatche’s birthday party.
Zen Master: Metta, come in here.
Metta: What’s up, coach?
Zen Master: Are you trying to be funny? I’m not going to tell you this again, you have to replace the teepee.
Metta: Well jeez, you went through all that trouble of making a sign and didn’t say anythi–
Zen Master: Metta. The teepee. Now.
Metta: SHEESH alright, I’m on it.
Metta: Now where exactly would I find teepee supplies. Let me think. I need to investigate.
Steve Irwin: Hey mate!
Metta: CROC HUNTER, what are what aghhhhh. You are. Like. Ohmigod. I can’t believe you are here. I am your biggest fan.
Steve: Haha, thank you mate. Say, you feel like huntin’ some crocs with me?
Metta: ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YES. YES, RIGHT NOW. LET’S GO.
Steve: Follow me!
A Tiger: What the hell are you doing?
Metta: Woah, take it easy Tiger.
Tiger: Don’t call me that, I told you I hate it when you call me that.
Metta: Haha, alright big fella.
Tiger: Replace the f——- TP, Metta
Metta: Chill, I’m busy right now, OK? I’ll get it right after I catch some crocs.
Tiger What the f— are you even saying? Get it now Metta. Now.
Metta: You’ll have to catch me first
The tiger leaps.
Tiger: This is pure insanity, Metta. Would you f——- snap out of it already. Look at this. This needs to be replaced. Right now. Do I have to watch your every move?
Metta: FINE. I was just trying to have a little fun is all. I’ll replace the stupid TP.
To be continued…