Andrew Unterberger

Andrew Unterberger

Andrew Unterberger is a chemically-dependent League Pass and Billboard chart user living in Astoria, New York. When not writing for The Basketball Jones, he is likely either attempting to master the keyboard part to Billy Joel's "Big Shot" on Rock Band 3, watching Observe and Report on cable, or obsessively refreshing his TBJ columns hoping for new comments. In between, he also writes about America's Team, the Philadelphia 76ers, for The700Level.com. He is currently available for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs, provided that you supply the necessary karaoke equipment and/or magician props.

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You’ve been wondering it. You’ve been reading about it everywhere. You’ve even heard commissioner David Stern ask the question himself during Game 4 of Bucks-Heat: “Is this the worst year ever [for injuries], or does it just seem like it?”

It’s a question worth asking. It seems like every couple of days, a new injury pops up that could affect the postseason — either just a series, or perhaps the entire title race. Just during the playoffs we’ve seen David Lee, Russell Westbrook, Tiago Splitter and Jeremy Lin suffer injuries that have kept them out of games or even longer. It wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t feel like this was already the case for most of the NBA season, in which just about every team — particularly in the East — seemed to lose a key player for much or all of the regular season. (Except for the Heat, of course, because those guys got so good that they are now impervious to bad things happening to them.) And it wasn’t just relatively important role players that went down — it was also franchise players, league-defining superstars, and even a couple former MVPs who went down.

But is it actually that much worse this year? It seems like a lot for one season, but is that just a recency bias that doesn’t actually hold up to deep study of the injury situation of other regular seasons and playoffs?

I decided to look at the injury situations of the last five seasons and postseasons, to compare and contrast in order to see if this year really is far and away the worst in recent memory. I’ve listed all the major injuries suffered to key players for most or all the regular season or playoffs — “key players” being loosely defined as a top three player on a lottery-bound team, or a top-six player on a playoff-bound one, and “most” being more rigidly defined as more than half of the team’s games played. (The latter qualification unfortunately doesn’t count for important regular-season injuries such as Dirk’s 29 games missed for Dallas this season, or post-season injuries like Chris Bosh’s nine playoff games missed for Miami last year, but nearly every player gets injured for some amount of time over a season, and I had to draw the line somewhere to avoid filtering in too many less-consequential IR visits.) Players who already missed the entire previous season were not counted in a year’s tally, so Greg Oden gets listed no later than 2010, for instance.

Let’s begin with a look at this year, which obviously still has a ways to go:

2013:

Key players injured for most or all of regular season: Andrew Bynum, Anderson Varejao, Glenn Davis, Kevin Love, Chauncey Billups, Andrew Bogut

Injured for most or all of playoffs:
Russell Westbrook, Danilo Gallinari, David Lee, Kobe Bryant, Jeremy Lin (if he misses Game 5)

Injured for most or all of both regular season and playoffs
: Amar’e Stoudemire, Rajon Rondo, Danny Granger, Lou Williams, Derrick Rose

Number of All-Stars from the previous season (2012) to miss significant regular or postseason time: Six (Bynum, Bryant, Westbrook, Love, Rose, Rondo)

Number of injuries that affected the title chances of possible contenders: Four (Westbrook, Stoudemire, Gallinari, Rose)

Analysis: Obviously a ton to work with here. The six missing All-Stars is easily the most of any of the years I looked at, and that’s not even counting 2012 All-Stars like Dirk, Pau, Nash and Manu, all of whom missed notable regular season (and in Nash’s case, playoff) time, but not more than half their team’s games. The Westbrook and Rose injuries both have significant impacts on the playoff races in their respective conferences, and though you can argue whether the Nuggets were really title contenders even with Gallinari, or whether Amar’e's injury actually hurts the Knicks’ chances of contention, their injuries are not without postseason impact either.

Also worth noting are the Kevin Love and Andrew Bynum injuries, both of which arguably affected the playoff race by eliminating the Sixers and Timberwolves respectively from the equation altogether — were both healthy for all or much of the season, the two squads were likely to be postseason bound. And of course, there’s Kobe Bryant, whose injury probably affected the postseason little in the long run, but whose star power and league-wide recognition eclipses any other player to go down with a major injury in recent years. Really, only a missing LeBron James would compare in that respect, and that’s probably not happening anytime soon.

Now, let’s see how each of the last five seasons stack up injury-wise, by comparison:

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What a game.

I don’t know if people really properly appreciated it while it was happening. Around the times of the second and third OTs, my Twitter timeline was mostly filled with NBA fans irritated that the game simply refused to end, while TNT simultaneously refused to find another home for the concurrent start of Game Four of the Grizzlies-Clippers series, of which national viewers ended up missing the entire first half. And it’s true that in the grand scheme of things, this game was almost completely inconsequential — barring the miraculous return of You Know Who for a second round series against the Heat, neither of these teams have much chance of surviving to the conference finals, thus making it more of a curious footnote to these playoffs, an amusing distraction amidst the actually important dramas of the first round.

Still. You won’t see a zanier, more entertaining, and in all likelihood, more unforgettable game for the remainder of this postseason than Game Four of Bulls-Nets, and probably won’t for a couple more to follow, either. By my estimation, it’s the best game we’ve seen in the first round of the playoffs since 2009, when the Bulls played the Celtics in a series that had three or four games as good as this, because that was the greatest playoff series ever. (Thibs was even asked in the postgame conference if this game reminded him of that series; unsurprisingly, he denied any such connection and looked pissed that the question had even been asked.) I gasped, I screamed, I jumped out of my seat so many times eventually I just kept standing. It was awesome.

Because there’s a chance that the team that wins the series — probably the Bulls, though I wouldn’t count out the Nets just yet — ends up getting blanked in the second round, and then NBA lore forgets about the game altogether, I wanted to make sure that there’s at least some sort of historical record of all the crazy crap that went down between the Nets and Bulls on Saturday. Here are the 10 things that’ll stick in my mind the most about this game.

10. The final score was Bulls 142, Nets 134.
Even though it was inflated with the three OTs, let’s not lose sight of how bizarre it was for so many points to be scored in this game, especially considering that the last contest between the Bulls and Nets ended at 79-76. The teams combined for 121 more points this time around, in just 15 minutes of bonus action. Even by the end of regulation, with the two teams knotted at 111-111, they had already outscored their combined total from Game Three by 67.

I saw the final score of this one flash across my screen a couple times on the TNT and ESPN tickers while I was watching the later games, and pictured how much my mind would be blown to see that final score for the first time completely out of context. Pretty hard to imagine.

9. In a game where five other players fouled out, Brook Lopez somehow ended up getting whistled just three times.
I didn’t even notice this until well after the fact. Kirk Hinrich, Taj Gibson and Joakim Noah all fouled out for the Bulls in this one — meaning Nazr Mohammed was playing crunch time in the third OT, actually making a couple game-saving plays, an Honorable Mention crazy thing from this game — as did Gerald Wallace and Reggie Evans for the Nets. Yet Brook Lopez, the Nets’ seven-foot rim protector, who not only led the game in blocks (along with Noah) but leads the entire league for the playoffs with his 4.3 rejections per contest, plays 51 minutes and still ends with three fouls to give? How the hell is that possible?

Of course, most Bulls fans would protest that Lopez actually committed far more than three personals over the course of the game, but that referee Tony Brothers just wouldn’t blow the whistle on them. One no-call on a possible Joakim Noah and-one towards the end of the first overtime seemed particularly egregious, with Lopez clearly raking Noah across BOTH arms, and Noah seemed to draw enough contact from Lopez on a last-second drive in the second OT to get to the line as well. You’d think the home team would be the one to get the preferential treatment in a game like this, but the Nets got whistled eight fewer times than the Bulls over the course of this one, and Lopez didn’t get whistled once over three OTs, until an intentional end-of-game foul on Marco Belinelli. Bizarre.

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If you’ve managed to catch any of the Bucks-Heat series thus far — and if so, hopefully you’re turning every game off after three quarters — you’ve probably heard mention of something Milwaukee point guard Brandon Jennings said about the series a couple days before the playoffs started. The quote came from the Wisconsin Sports Awards ceremonies, where Jennings was presumably asked about the Bucks’ upcoming first round series against the heavily favored Heat. His take on the series? “I’m real confident. I’m sure everybody is writing us off but but I see us winning the series in six.”

After the Bucks lost the first two games of the series in Miami — by a combined 35 points, with Jennings shooting 31 percent — the over-confident point guard was given a chance to retract his initial prediction. He respectfully declined. “I still say six,” he told Craig Sager. “I think we just showed so much [in Game Two]. We just let it slip towards the end … but as a team, we showed a whole lot of improvement.” Brandon looked a little nervous while giving the interview, perhaps, and did allow that the Bucks’ victory in six “might take a little longer,” but for the most part, he held strong in his initial bold prediction.

Well, after last night’s Heat victory in Milwaukee — which, like the first two contests, was a game for about three quarters, until the Heat hit the NOS and just sped away, as they are wont to do — Jennings’ prediction is officially a bust. There’s still a chance that the Bucks come back to take the next four games — though it’s not a particularly big one, considering no team has ever come back from a 3-0 series deficit in NBA postseason history, and if it ever does happen, it probably won’t be a team as average as the Bucks doing it against a team as outstanding as the Heat — but no matter what happens from here, Bucks in Six is officially a no go.

So the question then becomes: Do we get to make fun of Brandon Jennings for this yet? His prediction was basically laughable from the get go, but there was always that tiny chance that he and the Bucks had been playing possum for the entire season, or that he knew of some secret weapon the Bucks were about to unleash on the Heat for the series (Drew Gooden?), or maybe just that he was going to hire someone to whack LeBron James in the back of the leg with a crowbar in the locker room before Game One and then say mean things to Chris Bosh on the way out. Now that three games have passed and none of those things appear to have been the case, it seems like a pretty good time to start pointing and laughing at No. 3 for Milwaukee.

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It was bad enough when ABC unveiled will.i.am and Justin Bieber’s “#thatPOWER” as their official song for the playoffs, complete with a music video featuring the likes of Dwight Howard and Joakim Noah (and on the low end of the awkwardness spectrum, Zach Randolph and Brook Lopez) dancing and fake-balling with the Black Eyed Peas frontman, and followed by an increasingly uncomfortable in-game interview segment with Jeff Van Gundy and Mike Breen. Like most will.i.am-related songs (and all will.i.am solo singles), the song is mind-numbingly silly and irritating in a way that seems benign on first listen, but becomes distinctly unforgivable the 40th or 50th time around. Still, at least this was only the ABC song. You only hear that on the weekends in the playoffs, at least at first, and it never seems quite as pervasive as the then-yet-to-be-announced TNT song.

Sadly, the TNT song turned out to be nearly as bad. Rihanna’s “Right Now,” unofficial single off the Barbadian singer’s “Unapologetic” album, isn’t quite as stoopid as “#thatPOWER” — there’s no hashtags in the title, at least, and no boasts about “staying in fly attire” or “feeling funky fresh” — but it’s similarly uninspiring, and similarly grating with repeat listens. A collaboration with famed producer/DJ David Guetta, “Right Now” follows the established formula of Guetta vocal productions being inversely proportional in effort and creativity to the celebrity of the performer, so as you might guess, “Right Now” is exceedingly phoned-in and anonymous, with the same pre-Mayan Apoclypse (when recorded, anyway) lyrical fixation on PARTYING NOW NOW QUICK NOW WORLD ENDING as 65 percent of pop songs of the 2010s, and a hook so unimaginative as to be practically non-existent.

Compounding the general unlikability of both songs is that they’re basically unlikeable in the same way, as bottom-of-the-barrel by-products of the EDM moment in recent pop music. will.i.am and David Guetta were two of the guys most responsible for bringing European-styled electronic dance music back to the US pop charts, with their chart-topping (for 14 weeks!) collaboration on the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” helping to open the floodgates, and now both are milking the genre’s mainstream acceptance for all its worth, without exactly doing a ton to push things forward. The fact that both are showing up in promos for the playoffs for a major American sport (though at least Guetta’s creepy, zonked-out mug has been thankfully kept out of the TNT promos) is surely yet another peak in dance music’s all-out takeover of the country’s popular culture.

Like all NBA promo music, you rarely hear the songs in full over the course of games, or even for a verse at a time. More frequently, a single motif from the song is used coming in and out of bumpers and laced through pregame coverage. Since this is dance music in the 2010s we’re talking about, that of course means that all we usually really hear from either song is the break, a couple of bass-heavy, wordless drop sections with little to do with the primary melodies of their respective songs. Hear enough of both of them, and they start to sort of blend together in your head, until you forget which break belongs to which song (or maybe they’re actually secretly identical?). As Shaq would say, it’s a hell of a 1-2 punch.

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Over the course of the playoffs, Andrew Unterberger will be taking a deeper look at some of the more interesting characters at the center of the drama of the second season. First up: Denver Nuggets point guard Andre Miller.

You’d be forgiven as an NBA fan, especially before this weekend, for not knowing that Andre Miller had never won a playoff series. It’s an 0-fer that hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention as that of, say, Tracy McGrady, or of either Grant Hill or Miller’s old teammate Carmelo Anthony before they finally got to the second round. But indeed, the 37-year-old Denver Nuggets point guard has made it to the postseason eight times before this season, with three different teams (four if you count his two stints in Denver separately), and thusfar he’s 0-8 — though for what it’s worth, he’s been inching ever closer to second-round survival, lasting five games in his first three postseasons, six games in his next four, and seven games in his eighth, last year’s showdown with the Lakers.

This year might very well be his year. Dre himself had a good deal of say in that during the Nuggets’ playoff opener on Saturday, where he scored a season-high 28 points, including the game-winning layup in the final seconds, to propel the Nuggets to a dramatic 97-95 victory over the Golden State Warriors in what was easily the best finish of any game this weekend. The Nuggets now lead 1-0 in a series that they were heavy favorites in even before the Warriors’ lone All-Star, David Lee, was ruled out for the rest of the season with a torn hip flexor. After the game, the veteran point guard called his last-second layup the first game-winner of his career on any level, which while slightly unbelievable (depending on your definition of “game-winner,” anyway), would be sort of fitting for Andre Miller.

Like few other players in the league, Miller has had a standout career of never really standing out. In addition to never winning a playoff series, he’s never made an All-Star team, never received an MVP vote, never been named anything besides an All-Rookie first-teamer. Casual NBA fans might only have passing recognition of his name and face, and if you’re not a fan at all, there’s basically no chance that you’ve even heard of him. If you watched him for a few minutes in an average game, you might be stunned by how unimpressive he looks, with his set-shot jumper, stilted drive to the basket, and ugly overhead release. When he eventually retires in 2029, there’ll be little more than the minimum of discussion about his Hall of Fame chances, and after perhaps a couple of courtesy appearances on the ballot, his name and his game will be lost to the ravages of time.

Yet he’s put together some of the best counting numbers of his generation, currently ranking in the top 10 among active players in assists (3rd), steals (8th) and games played (9th). And even at age 37, he continues to play at a higher level than nearly anyone in his 1999 draft class – especially the seven players who were drafted above him, five of whom were All-Stars, but only three of whom are still playing in the league, and none of whom played more than 22 minutes a game this year. (Miller averaged 26.2.) He’s had the career of one of those guys who, where 15 years from now, people are going to be playing Sporcle quizzes and being stunned when his name keeps coming up as an answer. “Andre Miller’s in the top 10 all-time in assists? He led the whole league one year? And he actually scored 52 points in a game???”

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Is anything gonna be better than this Western Conference first round? I couldn’t have plotted it better myself — all four matchups are the exact ones I was hoping would shake out going into the final weeks of this regular season, not an obvious NBA TV series among them. (OK, maybe Warriors-Nuggets, but that’s more about the market sizes and lack of marquee players than any comment on the likely quality of the games themselves.) The four series should be filled with enough drama for an entire postseason, with player comebacks, long-simmering feuds, stylistic clashes, and a whole lot of across-the-board star power. It’s gonna be great, seriously.

But before that starts — like, TOMORROW — you gotta know your subplots for each series. Here are the five biggest for each of the Western Conference first-rounders.

OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER (1) VS. HOUSTON ROCKETS (8)

1. James Harden vs. His old team.
Duh. This subplot is worth two or three regular subplots just on his own. The two teams behind the biggest trade of the season (technically last offseason, whatever) meeting up in the first round of the playoffs, with the biggest name moved in the deal taking his new team from the lottery to postseason respectability, and his old club prospering even further in his absence. And there’s absolutely no telling how Harden will perform in the series. In three regular-season games against the franchise that drafted him, Harden had 17 on 3-16 shooting, then 25 on 6-17 shooting, then 46 on 14-19 shooting. I wouldn’t be surprised if we get a couple games of each in this series.

2. Sam Presti vs. Daryl Morey
Most debates about the league’s best GM will include these two guys at the forefront, the rare front-office types with visibility and name recognition on par of their head coaches and even some of their players. Even before they pulled off the biggest and least-expected trade of the year in tandem, they were associated with each other for their smart drafting, innovative cap-management techniques and ability to see both the short and the long game. But after the Harden deal and this upcoming first-rounder, they’ll likely be mentioned in the same sentence for the rest of their careers.

3. Derek Fisher vs. the Rockets
Yeah, technically Fish was an ex-Rocket (as were, of course, Kevin Martin and Jeremy Lamb, as well as Hasheem Thabeet for a minute there), but he never actually played a game in H-Town before being cut and re-routed to OKC, so that’s not why he’s listed here. Rather, he’s listed for this play in the 2009 postseason, where he responded to his Lakers getting muscled around by the tougher Rockets in their second-round matchup by absolutely decking Luis Scola (who probably flopped a decent amount, but still), then giving a kind of “What? Me worry?” head-scratch. The list of teams around the NBA that hate Derek Fisher for various reasons is a long one, and the Rockets’ case against him will likely only get stronger after he gives Jeremy Lin a forearm shiver this postseason (and somehow gets Lin called for a charge in the process).

4. Winston Garland Flashbacks.
Journeyman point guard and Leigh Ellis trading card favorite Winston Garland made the news last year for something he had done nearly two decades earlier, when he illegally snuck on to the court at the end of the Rockets’ Game Seven of the ’93 Western Conference Semifinals matchup with the then-Seattle SuperSonics, a minor and ultimately inconsequential cheat that went unnoticed until Ethan Sherwood Strauss noticed it and wrote about it for ESPN. Memories of the play and moment will be especially strong for one guy involved with this series: Thunder coach Scott Brooks, who was on the sideline right next to Garland when he made his out-of-bounds creep, and who played with the Rockets for two-and-a-half seasons, even winning a championship with them in ’94.

5. The divided loyalty of the Oklahoma City RedHawks.
The triple-A team of the Houston Astros — and a bunch of future stars they surely are — is based out of OKC, called the Oklahoma City RedHawks. Who will such part-time major leaguers as Jordan Lyles and Jimmy Paredes, or prospects like Jarred Cosart and Jonathan Villar, be rooting for in this series? In any event, the Triple A club should do a promotional scrimmage with the big league club at some point in this series. At best, the Astros would be 3:2 favorites.

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Only two days until the postseason now, thank the heavens. After a wild, 1,230-game regular season, we now have just 48 hours to mentally prepare ourselves for what should be the most epic postseason since … well, since the last one, but we’ve had some pretty epic postseasons lately, so no shame in that. Anyway, there are other places that’ll do a much better job than I could in breaking down the actual ins and outs of the eight upcoming first round matches, but I figured we should use this precious time we have to review the four or five all-important subplots that will dominate each respective series — the shared history, the bad blood, the geographical rivalries, etc.

Start with the East today, do the West tomorrow, and by Saturday we should all be properly prepared for the series four-to-seven-act plays that will be the first round of these NBA playoffs.

MIAMI HEAT (1) VS. MILWAUKEE BUCKS (8)

1. Ray Allen’s homecoming.
From the amount of coverage given to Hall of Fame sharp-shooter Ray Allen’s jumping ship to the Heat in the offseason, you’d think the Boston Celtics were the team he’d played with his entire career. But lest we forget, it was actually Milwaukee that Allen called home for six-and-a-half seasons — the longest stay for Allen with any of the four franchises he’s played for — and where he achieved his first real career success, leading the Bucks to the conference finals in 2001 in the team’s only visit to the NBA’s final four in the last quarter-century. It’s been over a decade since he left, so the response to Ray-Ray in Milwaukee probably won’t be hugely emotional, but expect to see a bunch of montages of a young Jesus Shuttlesworth draining threes and dunking (yes, Ray Allen used to dunk) in those hideous turn-of-the-century Bucks jerseys before all is said and done.

2. Dwyane Wade’s homecoming.
Wade never played for the Bucks, of course, but he did school for three years at Milwaukee’s Marquette University, just about a mile away from the Bradley Center, where he led the Golden Eagles to the Final Four in his breakout 2003 campaign. The school remains close enough to Wade’s heart that it was considered his stop on the Heat’s recent “Reunion Tour,” which also included stops to Toronto (Chris Bosh), Boston (Ray Allen) and Cleveland (LeBron James) — though the fact that the crew didn’t even seem to remember that Ray once played for Milwaukee too should tell you all you need to know about the distance of that relationship.

3. Does Monta Ellis really have it all?
In an oft-quoted local TV segment (turned viral video) from this year, the Bucks combo guard memorably opined that he was on the same level as D-Wade as a baller, with the only difference between the two being Wade’s “more wins and two championships. Besides that, of course, MontyElly have it all. The skepticism expressed by many to the veracity of this claim is something Ellis could theoretically put to rest with an excellent series against his supposed NBA peer, though given Monta’s scoring averages in the Bucks’ four games against the Heat this year — 9.5 ppg on 30.2 percent (!!!) shooting — betting on the haters would probably be the smart move here.

4. Blue Devil “Jeopardy!” Showdown.
The Heat’s Shane Battier and the Bucks’ Mike Dunleavy, likely to be matched up on the court at some point during the series, were once teammates at Duke, both helping to lead the team to their ’01 championship. The two players’ intra-squad feud even stretched to this year, where Dunleavy publicly doubted Battier’s claim that he could beat any fellow NBAer in “Jeopardy!,” saying “I don’t know if he could beat Duke players … I don’t think he could beat me.” (Battier’s response: “Michael knows better … I’m ready any time, any place. Tell Dunleavy, tell Grant Hill, you know where to find me.”) Could make for some good halftime entertainment at one of the games. Coach K would probably even make a pretty good Trebek.

5. The Battle for Ryan Braun.
The best hitter in the National League has shown sporadic support for Milwaukee’s other pro sports team, showing up courtside for the team’s game against the Thunder a couple weeks back, and even rolling with fellow Wisconsin hero Aaron Rodgers to a game a couple years ago. However, Braun is not without his South Beach connections either, having attended the University of Miami for three years before being drafted by the Brewers in ’05. The best athletes are always notorious front-runners, especially if they have a lame personal reason to do so, so don’t be surprised if Braun shows up at one of the Bucks games wearing a throwback Heat cap or something.

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