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The Basketball Jones FAQ

When does the daily podcast return?
“The Fix” returns January 3rd, 2012 at 10:30 a.m. (EST/UTC -5). As always, Tas and Skeets will discuss the major games and story lines from the night before, with a mix of in-depth analysis and irreverent humor. “The Fix” will run Monday to Thursday, recorded and broadcasted live on The Score’s website.

Hold on, hold on. It’s live?
Yes.

What do you mean?
We take pride in adding a new twist to The Jones with each new season, be it making the leap from weekly to daily, audio to video, or a condo game room to a full-blown studio, we like to keep shit fresh. So this year, we’ll be recording “The Fix” live — at 10:30 a.m. EST — with an entire production crew. That’s right, not only will you get to see every inevitable fuck-up as it happens, but you’ll be able to tweet it in real-time with the #TBJ community.

But what if I can’t watch “The Fix” live? Will it be posted online after?
Of course. We’ll embed the entire show on our blog using YouTube’s video player this year (you can subscribe on YouTube here), as well as have it available in both of our iTunes feeds (audio and video).

Are you still doing “The Overdose?”
Yes. Similar to last year, Skeets, Tas and Trey will record the hour-long, audio-only podcast on Fridays. We’ll discuss the week’s biggest stories, talk to a cast of NBA writers and bloggers, answer some of your mailbag questions, and generally just have a grand ol’ time. It’ll be posted around 1 p.m. EST.

Is it true The Jones are hosting “Court Surfing” on The Score this year?
Absolutely. This only applies to Canadians, but, yes, Skeets and Tas will guide viewers through the most exciting NBA games of the night on The Score television network. Check out the entire “Court Surfing” schedule here.

And what can we expect from the TBJ blog in 2012?
With Trey Kerby running the show? Laughs, bro. Lots and lots of laughs. But we’re also very excited to unleash a brand new cast of TBJ contributors, which includes, in no particular order: comedian Chris Gethard (with general NBA commentary), Sham Sports’ Mark Deeks (with transaction analysis and trend examinations), 48 Minutes of Hell’s Graydon Gordian (with Xs and Os talk and media commentary), Dennis Velasco (with fantasy basketball insight), Scott Carefoot (with immediate news reaction pieces), and Andrew Unterbeger (with long form pop culture posts). Can you say “Murderers Row” or what? Hot damn!

What’s the name of that song you play before the show/during the intro/during the break/at the end?
We get all of our tracks from either APM or Jingle Punks. Both are music services used by The Score. These services are mainly comprised of songs which are created by composers who are trying to emulate a certain type of music, which means they are not produced by actual bands. These are the tracks that you guys ask about:

  • Theme Song: “Bones Attack” by the Meligrove Band.
  • End Song: “Love Letter” by the Easy Access Orchestra.
  • Bumper: “New New Hotness” (“We’ve been doing work since Ernie and Bert…”) by V!RTU.
  • Bumper: “Those Feelings” (“You’re still giving me those feelings…”) by Fiasco (NSFW).
  • Bumper: “Divy Up” (“One for the money…”) by Messiaz. This is a fake band on jinglepunks.com.
  • Stepping on the Beach: “Dirty Talk” from APM.
  • Pre-Show Songs: All of these come from APM.

Anything else I should know about?
That we love you. Seriously. We appreciate the privilege of writing and talking about the NBA for a living and realize that without your support, we just simply wouldn’t be. Thanks for all of the clicks, comments, retweets and Facebook messages. Respect.

It’s the holiday season, whoop-de-doo. So we’re taking a tiny break to drive cars perilously long distances across snow-covered roadways, see our families and watch five basketball games when we should be reuniting with our loved ones. I assume you’ll be doing the same.

That means posting is going to be lighter than usual, though we’ll still have a few things trickling out here and there. Hey, it’s not our fault the NBA locked out its players and decided to start the season when we should all be playing with our new toys.

On January 3, everything starts up for realsies. The daily show and the blog both return then, both upgraded to celebrate 2012. You guys are going to love it.

Till then, have a great holiday season. Hope you like the sweater your mom got you.

Have a safe Halloween out there, TBJers. Avoid big-time creeps like these guys, don’t eat anything that’s been obviously tampered with and don’t eat any apples at all because they all have needles and razorblades in them. Every single one of them. Safety first, then teamwork.

Come back tomorrow and everything will be different. It’s tour time. Get excited.

(via Fat Shawn Kemp)

Want to know the best part about being an American living in Canada? Two Thanksgivings. J.J. Redick knows what I’m talking about.

That’s right — today is Canadian Thanksgiving. As such, this is your only post of the day. Regular posting resumes tomorrow, including a live call-in edition of The [BLANK] Jones. Get excited.

So have a great holiday, Canadians. All the rest of you, your time will come soon enough. Time to eat.

Programming note: Chill mode

Skeets is in Barcelona, I’m in Portland and the NBA is in New York trying to make it so they can have a season. At least that’s what we all hope they’re doing, even though it kinda seems like they’re just fighting about where to get the best pizza. Meanwhile, Buck Williams, Bernie Bickerstaff and Jerome Kersey are just laughing it up and building houses. Weird week.

As such, things will be slow around here on Tuesday and Wednesday. We’ll have an episode of The [BLANK] Jones for you later on today, but I can’t promise anything besides that. Normal posting will resume Thursday, when we’ll have another episode of the Internet’s greatest nonsense show.

Until then, be safe out there.

I’m on a plane flying back home to Toronto as I write this. I’ve decided that one luxury of being 5-foot-1 is the ability to stretch out your legs without being in an emergency exit. As I think about where I’d like this piece to go, there are two things that stick out to me.

The first is that I just called Toronto home. Three years after leaving Nova Scotia for the only Canadian city with an NBA team to follow my hoop dreams, it has become my home. The second is that I’m writing this on a plane. About four years ago, I flew from Nova Scotia to Vancouver, writing my first piece for SLAMonline.com after somehow convincing the guys I grew up reading to give me a shot for a New York-based internship despite living in Nova Scotia. From SLAMonline came The Post Up and from The Post Up came theScore and eventually The Basketball Jones and various other stops along the way.

In that time I’ve interviewed athletes I grew up watching, got to see the game I adore up close, had the privilege of developing friendships with many of my fellow writing colleagues and was also able to do some things that I couldn’t have even dared dream when imagining life as an NBA writer. One of the sweetest parts of being able to share your thoughts, words and experiences with people is that some of those people actually grow to care for you. The friendships and connections I’ve made with some of my readers are the single greatest gift I’ve been given as a result of this gig.

I think if you ask any NBA blogger they’d tell you the same. Our community is an amazing one and — no exaggeration — some of the most important people in my life are those I’ve met via email, tweet or Facebook message. Through the amazing times and the rough moments, the people who have experienced them all with me have been the people who cared enough to listen to what I had to say. Writing about basketball is a passion. Being able to write about basketball for an audience who actually cares about your words is a blessing.

For giving me that blessing I want to say thank you. Thank you for reading and asking and commenting. Thanks for hitting me up on Twitter, for flagging me down during halftimes at the ACC and for becoming such a part of my every day that I feel it’s necessary to explain why this will be my last post here at TBJ.

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Remember back in the end of June when I had to take some time off due to “a complicated relocation that involves three cities, two countries and Kwame Brown dropping every box we hired him to carry?” Probably not. You have better things to remember, like the quadratic equation and the difference between Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman.

Nonetheless, phase two (codename: 2 Moving 2 Furious) of the plan begins today, as I’m headed up to Toronto to work in an office with these four bros/figure out why they put an extra “U” in all those words. As such, things are going to be slow until Tuesday. You’ll still get an episode of The [BLANK] Jones today, but other than that, who knows?

In the meantime, enjoy some EuroBasket, vote for TBJ in every category you can and have a great Labor Day weekend. Come next week, things get a lot more Canadian.

On September 10, 2011, The Basketball Jones will be participating in the Rock the Court basketball tournament for Athletes for Africa and St. Alban’s Boys & Girls Club. We’re very excited … but we’re also terribly out of shape.

So to get us ready for this one-of-a-kind event, San Antonio Spurs forward — and sandwich connoisseur — Matt Bonner stopped by with a slick “Mad Men”-like haircut to teach us a few fundamental basketball skills.

You know, things like trash talking. Important skills.

If you’d like to support two great organizations — and we know you do, people — you can do so by sponsoring Skeets’ fundraising page, Trey Kerby’s, or our TBJ Team. Thanks in advance. We really appreciate it.

And, hey, click below for two more “Rock the Court” promos with Bonner. PANCAKES!

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Ol’ Yertdawg is off today, because of some wife birthday action. Ergo, things are going to be slow around here for a day. There’ll still be a The [BLANK] Jones episode, but I can’t guarantee much else. As a peace offering, here is Zaza Pachulia’s electronic mustache singing Cassius’ “I Love U So.” Still friends? Good.

Back tomorrow. See you then.

(via Zach Harper)

Happy Fourth of July!

Regularly scheduled blogging returns tomorrow …