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Posted by Trey Kerby under Boston Celtics, Score Video on Feb 26, 2013
Posted by Trey Kerby under Boston Celtics on Feb 25, 2013
What is the strangest Rajon Rondo fact that you are aware of right now? Is it that he claims to be the NBA’s best roller skater? It’s probably that he claims to be the NBA’s best roller skater, which is just a phenomenally bizarre thing to brag about even if you’re not an NBA player. You’re the best at roller skating? Good for you.
But here is something that might rival that weirdness — Rajon Rondo has lost, as far as anyone can tell, once at Connect Four since joining the Celtics seven years ago, despite playing hundreds of games. From Sports Illustrated by way of SB Nation:
The Celtics didn’t want to change Rondo when he arrived, but they didn’t want to him either. So at charity foundations he perched behind a folding table where he could avoid the back-slapping, baby-hugging and other standard forms of celebrity fakery. He just played Connect Four, against anybody who dared, usually two grids at a time and sometimes three. “This has been going on for six years,” Matt Meyersohn, the Celtics’ director of community relations, said on Dec. 22 during an event at the Blue Hill Boys & Girls Club in Dorchester, Mass. “He’s played hundreds of Connect Four games, maybe a thousand. And he’s never lost.”
Later that day Rondo sat behind a table and three girls. Across from him there were more than 100 children he had showered with bikes, Razor scooters and iPod Touches that he bought at Target and distributed from the back of a U-Haul. “I thought he might let us win,” said a 12 year-old named Olissa. “But he was so serious.”
Olissa was the last challenger. He stared back at Rondo through wire-rimmed glasses. He clenched teeth covered with braces. He initiated what he called a trap, forcing Rondo to the right side of the grid, putting him on the defensive. When Olissa dropped the winning disk, Celtics officials started to shout. Meyerson grabbed the microphone. “This has never happened!” he bellowed.
“I can’t believe it,” [Rondo] said. “But did you notice I played the guy five more times and won them all? I had to show him, ‘You beat me, I’ll beat the s*** out of you.’”
How does this stack up to the roller skating? I think it’s less weird that a professional athlete would be hyper competitive at a board game, but this is still pretty weird. Rajon Rondo is so good at Connect Four that he almost never loses, but when he does, he will make you keep playing so that he can beat you. That is Michael Jordan levels of competitiveness, only most of the stories you hear about him are against teammates and not 12-year-olds.
Then again, I guess someone has to be the best Connect Four player in the world. Why not Rajon Rondo? I don’t know if destroying grade schoolers moves him up or down the world rankings, but I have to imagine it helps since they’re the target audience. Congratulations? I don’t know.
Posted by Mark Deeks under Boston Celtics, Memphis Grizzlies, Miami Heat, Phoenix Suns, Toronto Raptors, Washington Wizards on Feb 21, 2013
There’s not going to be a big deal this trade deadline. Not again, anyway — we’ve already had it. No, instead, there are just teams taking free part-season looks at backups. Looks, they believe, are worth taking. Are they right? Perhaps.
To set the tone, Miami traded Dexter Pittman and a second round pick to Memphis, whose 12-man roster and available trade exception made them prime salary-dumping candidates. In Big Pitt, however, they see more than just a salary. Are they right? Perhaps not.
Pittman is one of those enticing prospects who entices without doing much to truly justify it. His combination of being a nice guy with great size, terrific footwork and decent touch is a rare one — when interspersed with an easy feel-good narrative about his weight loss, the attraction is obvious. But the less alluring part of the story is that Pittman just isn’t that impactful, and nor was he ever. He wasn’t at Texas, he hasn’t been in the D-League, and he definitely hasn’t been in the NBA. Pittman can’t defend without fouling, turns it over an excessively large amount, and doesn’t defensive rebound. The potential of Pittman, or the perceived potential of Pittman, far outweighs the production.
Nevertheless, he’s free. And he comes with a pick, which could bag another fringe prospect, who is also free. That, truly, is a look worth taking.
Miami, for their troubles, open up a roster spot without having to waste dollars in eating Pittman’s contract to do so. Since he had no role on the team, he was nothing more than a tax burden. As a matter of bookkeeping, Memphis — obliged by NBA rules to send out something in a trade, however trivial — sent Miami the draft rights to Ricky Sanchez, rights they had previously acquired in the deal that sent Sam Young to Philadelphia. Essentially, then, they traded Sam Young for Dexter Pittman and a pick, saving on some luxury tax dollars in the process. They also got to call Ricky Sanchez their own for a year. The real winner here is Ricky Sanchez, whose name gets splashed over the American basketball media all over again. (Without wishing to be callous, however, Ricky Sanchez is not a look worth taking.)
In a similar deal, Toronto traded the recently acquired contract of Hamed Haddadi (who never reported to Toronto, due to visa issues and general redundancy) along with a protected second round pick for Sebastian Telfair. After trading Jose Calderon in the Rudy Gay deal, the Raptors were down to two point guards and a cursory search of the waiver wire and the D-League turned up little. With no incentive to turn to retreads like Allen Iverson, Mike Bibby or Carlos Arroyo, and with little in the D-League point guard pool other than Ben Uzoh (whom they’ve already danced a merry dance with), Toronto turned their attention to the trade market, where Telfair could be found stealing Kendall Marshall’s minutes. Telfair’s legend blew out long before his candle ever will, but he’s proven himself to be a sufficiently mediocre backup NBA point guard to merit a look from a team that needs exactly that going forward. For the cost of a man who couldn’t even get into the country, it’s a look worth taking.
Posted by Trey Kerby under Boston Celtics, Los Angeles Lakers, Score Video on Feb 21, 2013
You know, I think one more “KEVIN!” would have got Kevin Garnett’s attention. Just one more. Maybe next time.
Posted by Trey Kerby under Boston Celtics, Score Video on Jan 28, 2013
So I guess everyone has the same reaction when they find out about someone tearing their ACL — scrunched up face, “Oh my gawwwwwww” and a shaking of the head. Total bummer.
Posted by Trey Kerby under Animals, Boston Celtics, Score Video on Jan 25, 2013
Going to go out on a limb here and guess that this dog can’t catch Frisbee, balls or anything else you throw at it. Call it a hunch.
Posted by Trey Kerby under Barack Obama, Boston Celtics, Score Video, Whoops on Jan 21, 2013
To be fair, Bill Russell is probably the most Morgan Freeman a person can be without being Morgan Freeman. But still, he’s wearing a Celtics hat to Obama’s second inauguration. Morgan Freeman would never do that.
Whoops. Sounds like someone won’t be narrating George Stephanopoulos’ life story any time soon.