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Ben Gordon left Chicago for Detroit three summers ago in rather bitter circumstances. After two summers of failed contract negotiations, while on his way out the door, Gordon unsubtly stated that he was leaving to join an organization “where winning is the number one priority.”

This has been the exact opposite of what has actually transpired, and last night, he found himself in a trade that proved it. Gordon was traded to Charlotte, along with a protected first round pick, to Charlotte in exchange for Corey Maggette. More pertinently, Gordon and the pick were traded for Maggette’s expiring $10.9 million contract. With all due respect to Corey Maggette, he’s otherwise irrelevant here.

Perhaps Gordon thought that Detroit spending big, on him and Charlie Villanueva, was synonymous with prioritizing winning. If so, he was wrong. Since that summer of expenditure, the Pistons have been a moribund franchise, hamstrung by a lack of cohesiveness, submarined by infighting, and unable to do much about it due to the payroll inflexibility they saddled themselves with. Indeed, despite not winning more than 30 games in any season since signing the duo, the Pistons have been the least active team in recent years with regards to roster turnover, sticking with what they had even while knowing it wasn’t working. With so many big, underperforming contracts, they hadn’t the flexibility to do anything else. Last summer’s business was spent on re-signing a team that had just lost 52 games. The Pistons have been stranded in a wilderness of their own making.

The only salvation since that time has been some success in the draft. Greg Monroe is well on his way to a maximum value contract, Jonas Jerebko has made Villanueva completely obsolete, and Brandon Knight pretty much matches Gordon’s production already while being only 20. There’s another top 10 pick coming. The only thing missing from quite a nice situation going forward has been financial flexibility.

With this trade, they now have it. Gordon’s contract runs for two more years for a total of $25.6 million, whereas Maggette expires after this year. The financial savings in the upcoming year are negligible to the point of irrelevancy. In the summer of 2013, however, the Pistons can finally start again. Between Maggette, Jason Maxiell, Will Bynum, Austin Daye and the remainder of Rip Hamilton’s bought-out deal, the Pistons will see over $28 million of expiring (and largely dead) salary fall off their cap. If the amnesty clause is used on Villanueva at some point between now and then, that figure rises to $37 million. Waiving Rodney Stuckey — whose final season is not fully guaranteed — could add an extra $4.5 million if needs be. And the young talent will still be there.

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Holy smokes, Charlotte Bobcats news during the postseason that isn’t about the NBA Draft or a comical coaching search. What is the world coming to? So crazy.

But anyways, what you see up there are the new Charlotte Bobcats jerseys, which are really just Dallas Mavericks jerseys with “CATS” across the front and some pinstriping on the side panels. We’ve known about these for less than 12 hours and they are already the funniest jerseys in the league. It’s like the team saw the Mavericks win last year’s title during a meeting about redesigning their jerseys and were like, “How about those? Seems to work for them.” Then everybody else was like, “Sure. Let’s get some shawarma.”

That being said, these are still better than the previous Bobcats uniforms, simply because their blue is a deep navy instead of that old color that looked like a pair of jeans that have been washed six times. While I’d prefer a lot more orange, I’ll admit that the tiny details in the world’s best color are a nice touch, as are the pinstriped side panels that keep things just Bobcatty enough that you don’t actually think they are wearing Mavericks unis. And hey, at least the team didn’t let Michael Jordan design these, because that could have turned out horribly.

In just eight years of existence, this is already the Bobcats’ fourth look. And while this is the best of the bunch, I can’t imagine that changing jerseys every other year is good for establishing an identity. Factor in that the team would love to get the old Hornets name back and you just get the feeling that no one really has any strong feelings about the Bobcats, including the Bobcats.

More pics after the jump, including the updated logo. Let’s hear what you think in the comments.

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With the Charlotte Bobcats amassing a 7-58 record in the first 65 games of their 2011-12 season, and only one game remaining in the strike-shortened regular season, the Bobcats were at risk of posting the worst regular-season record by winning percentage of all-time. With only a Thursday night game against the playoff-bound Knicks standing in between Charlotte and basketball infamy, team majority owner and pro-hoops legend Michael Jordan made the controversial and much-publicized decision to suit up for the team’s final contest, in an attempt to help shield them from ending up on the wrong side of NBA history. Here’s how it went down.

Monday, April 23rd. The Bobcats play their 64th game of the season against the Washington Wizards in DC. Despite facing a team that has been dysfunctional all year and will end up with the second-worst record in the league, the Bobcats fall easily, with Washington outscoring Charlotte 63-39 in the first half and ultimately winning 101-73. A disgusted Michael Jordan is shown sporadically on the sideline, until he is seen leaving the building halfway through the third quarter.

After the game, Michael Jordan calls a press conference for the next day. No explanation is given to the press as for the reason why, though Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports offers the following Tweet:

You guys are not going to BELIEVE what I’m hearing this MJ presser is gonna be about.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) May 6, 2012

Tuesday, April 24th. From the press room at the Amway Center in Orlando, where the Bobcats will be playing the Magic in their penultimate game the next night, Michael Jordan sits with a room two-thirds full of reporters. Those in attendance will later say they assumed that Jordan was either going to announce that he was stepping down as head of operations of the team, that he was selling his stake in the team, or that he was planning on firing Paul Silas and stepping in as head coach for next season. Instead, the Hall of Famer takes the podium and reads the following statement:

It’s been a hard season for all of us in the Bobcats organization, from Coach Silas to [general manager] Rich Cho, to our guys on the court. And as team owner and head of operations, I think it’s been hardest of all on me. I knew going into this season that we were a young team, and we were gonna have to take some lumps, suffer some growing pains, maybe miss the playoffs … but I never thought I’d be sitting here, two games to go in the season, and we’re knocking down the door of history with just how bad we’ve been.

You all know me, you know what I competitor I am, you know how much I hate — hate — losing. And in over 30 years of basketball, I’ve never, ever had to deal with losing like this.

Now, I’m not blaming our guys, who have had to deal with a lot of injuries, a lot of tough losses, and have continued to play hard, to try to grow as a team, even with all the setbacks. When you lose this much, it goes beyond the team, beyond even the coaching staff. When you lose this much, it’s on the owners — it’s on me — for not putting this team in a position to win games. I take full responsibility for the team’s record up until this point.

And that’s why it breaks my heart to see our guys, to see Kemba, Gerald, D.J., Bismack, going out there and competing every night, and have nothing to show for out. And now they’re not just fighting Orlando and New York in their last two games, they’re fighting history. I’d do anything … in my power … to save them from having to be associated with that kind of history.

That’s why I’ve called you all here to announce that, if we lose tomorrow night here in Orlando, I will be temporarily joining the Bobcats’ active roster for our game in New York against the Knicks. I will attempt to do for this team on the court what I was unable to do from the front office — to help them win enough games to avoid earning the distinction of having the worst record of any team that ever took the basketball court.

After Jordan finishes his statement, there are a couple seconds of awkward silence, as if the reporters in attendance temporarily forget what normally happens at this point in press conferences. A selection of some of the questions eventually asked and Jordan’s answers.

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The Charlotte Bobcats are terrible, they might be the worst team of all-time, blerbens blerbens blerbens. You’ve heard it all before.

But you haven’t heard what the head coach of the team they’re chasing, the 1972-73 Philadelphia 76ers, thinks about the team. Here’s Kevin Loughery, courtesy of Fox Sports Florida:

“Talent-wise, they might be the worst team ever,” Kevin Loughery, who coached the 76ers during the second half of their Keystone Kops-like campaign, said of the Bobcats. “We had more talent than they did.” [...]

“They’re just playing with a lot of 10-day contract (type of players) now,” said Loughery, speaking by phone from Atlanta, where he is now retired. “That’s difficult… I know it’s just miserable what they’re going through for (Charlotte coach) Paul Silas, who’s a great guy, and (owner) Michael Jordan, whom I coached. I just hate to see this happen to them.”

It’s impossible to compare different eras of the NBA, so there’s no way to know this for sure. Looking at the Sixers’ roster and comparing it to this year’s Bobcats, both teams seem equally anonymous. Sure, we know who Matt Carroll and Gerald Henderson are now, but that’s because we follow basketball closely. Do you really think you’re going to tell your kids about those guys? Probably not, just like our dads didn’t tell us about Manny Leaks and Leroy Ellis even though those are real people who played lots of minutes for the 76ers.

However, this does make sense for Loughery to say, considering he played for that horrible 76ers team. Yes, played, as he took over as player-coach when the team’s first coach, Roy Rubin, was fired. Of course he’s going to say the 76ers were more talented. Not only was he part of the “talent,” it’s also one of the very few times anyone from that team gets to talk trash. When you win less than 11 percent of your games for a season, you have to savor the moments when you might actually be better than someone else.

All in all, I say we call things even here. Let’s just say both teams sucked and weren’t very talented, then leave it at that. When What If Sports updates their databases with the Bobcats’ terrible stats, we’ll run a simulation, since I’m guessing the 72-73 Sixers won’t make the cut for NBA 2K13. That’s too bad, because this is an argument that definitely needs settling.

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People say the hardest thing to do in sports is using a round bat to hit a round ball square. But that’s only because they’ve never thought about selling tickets to a Charlotte Bobcats game. The team is 27th in attendance, selling just 77 percent of seats at the Time Warner Cable Arena and notching the fifth-worst average attendance for their home games. It’s not easy convincing people to spend money to watch the worst team ever.

If the official Bobcats ticket sellers are having a hard time moving units, imagine how tough it must be for the scalpers. Or instead of imagining, just read what one scalper had to say before a recent Bobcats home game. From Grantland:

“This is the bummest goddamn spot in the goddamn nation,” he tells me. “Charlotte is the resting spot. This is where other teams rest their best players.” And what about ticket sales? “People come out here, they buy the best goddamn tickets for $5,” he complains.

I’m not trying to say you should feel bad for a scalper who is unable to make profits on illegal transactions, but can you imagine a worse job than scalping Bobcats tickets? (I’m sure you probably can, smart guy, but you know what I mean.) Not only does nobody want your tickets in the first place, there’s basically no way you’re going to be able to jack up the price on Bobcats tickets. That’d be like trying to charge a premium to watch Lindsay Lohan perform the entirety of “A Little More Personal (Raw)” live. “No thanks.” — everyone you try to sell to

Then again, there’s a sucker born every day. I mean, if David Stern could convince Michael Jordan to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to own the team, then anything is possible.

As we all know, the Charlotte Bobcats are the worst team in the NBA, and as you probably know, they have a very realistic chance to become the worst team of all-time. They have two losing streaks of 16 or more games, and the only saving grace is that they are going to run out of games this season to break the 2010-11 Cavaliers’ record for most consecutive losses.

But still, even with a team this bad, they have to have goals, even if that goal is to not be the worst team ever. Oh by the way, that’s exactly what their goal is. From the AP:

”We don’t want to set that record,” Bobcats guard Gerald Henderson said. ”That’s something that we’re thinking about and we’ve talked about. We just want to win. That’s my sole goal. We’ve set goals for ourselves at the start of the season and haven’t accomplished hardly any of them. But with these last five games, that’s one that we’ve set and we want to accomplish that one.”

What a bummer. Not only have the Bobcats failed to reach most of their goals that they have set this season, the one goal they are most desperate to meet is another one that they probably won’t achieve. They still need one more win to best the 1972-73 Sixers and not go down in history as the team with the league’s worst winning percentage ever. Considering that of their five remaining games, three come against playoff teams and two come against the Kings and Wizards (5-0 against the Bobcats), things aren’t looking good.

And if that’s not depressing enough, how about this breakdown of a classic Bobcats sequence.

In the first half Matt Carroll had a breakaway layup but put if off the glass too strong and Byron Mullens, who seemed to be in position for a follow-up dunk, had the ball bounce off his hands and out of bounds for a turnover.

The crowd let out a collective ”Ugh!” as Carroll clapped his hands together in disbelief and glanced toward the heavens.

Amazingly, this play isn’t on the internet, because I think even the normally cruel internet has decided to take things easy on the Bobcats. They can’t score points, their coach fights their players, Eduardo Najera literally broke his head — the Bobcats are an old dog (irony) that needs to be put down because it’s horrible watching them suffer.

That being said, no matter what happens these last five games, it’s worth keeping track of. Either we witness history and get to see the worst team ever, or the Bobcats somehow pull this off and we get to celebrate them avoiding a terrible record. Win-win for us, but probably lose-lose-lose-lose-lose for the Bobcats.

“Guess who we r playing tonight?!”Chris Kaman, who has a freezer full of dead mascot animals just in case he needs to tweet them