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Remember when Nike gave their three biggest basketball players outer space-themed shoes for the All-Star Game? I really hope so, because that was only like a month ago. But if not, it’s OK to forget about that because there is a new concept pack in town — it’s Nike’s Elite Series 2.0 and it’s superhero-themed because space is so last month.

The Elite Series 2.0 is a continuation of last year’s Elite Series (duh) which itself was a continuation of Nike hooking it’s premier players up with some special shoes for the postseason. (The Lakers better make the playoffs, otherwise, awwwwwk-ward.) All of the shoes are updated versions of the players’ signature shoes, with the main addition being new tech in the form of Kevlar aramid, articulated foam, and carbon fiber reinforcements to make the shoes light and strong. You know, like a superhero’s armor, only significantly less metal.

Style-wise, the colors are a bit strange. LeBron’s are in Knicks colors, Kevin Durant is wearing oversaturated Golden State Warriors blue and yellow and Kobe Bryant is in, gasp, Celtics green which is something we’ve seen before but still feels wrong. I’m sure the real ones they’re going to wear on court will be team appropriate, but for now this is all we’ve seen. Not that the shoes don’t look awesome — I particularly like the low-cut KD V, which reminds me of Roger Federer’s kicks in a very good way — but it is always odd when the first version you see of a shoe doesn’t match the player’s team. Though, to be fair, superheroes tend to match their armor and not their favorite sporting franchise. I mean, Spider-Man would never wear orange and blue shoes.

All three shoes release April 28 and I’m sure they’ll be more expensive than the standard versions of these shoes, what with all that fancy stuff added. No idea if the rest of the armor comes with the shoes, but if not, it’s probably pretty easy to make it yourself. After all, Tony Stark built an entire suit of armor AND arc reactor while trapped in a cave, so I’m sure you can handle a chest plate and some metal leggings.

Lots of pics after the jump. Let’s hear what you think in the comments.

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Whoops, there’s a microphone on the net.

Quoth the Metta, per Dave McMenamin:

“My Twitter’s @mettaworldpeace.com,” World Peace gladly announced to the throng of media, mixing up his Twitter handle and website in one breath. “Follow me on Twitter, follow Dwight. I need a million followers.”

Pretty nice of MWP to try to deflect a little of the heat from his teammate, just too bad he gave out the wrong Twitter handle while trying to plug his own Twitter handle. After all, it only takes a split-second to see that @MettaWorldPeaceDotCom and @MettaWorldPeace.com don’t exist and that @MettaWorldPeace (no dot com) is the real deal. Whoops.

Just one of those classic blunders when you can’t remember your actual Twitter handle based around your made-up name that not everyone calls you. We’ve all been there.

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Tuesday night, the Los Angeles Lakers travel to Orlando for their first game in O-Town since that big guy forced his way out of the Magic Kingdom. No, not Shaquille O’Neal, dummy. That happened forever ago. We’re talking about Dwight Howard, who dominated for the Magic, embarrassed the Magic, re-upped with the Magic and then forced the Magic to trade him. Remember?

Anyways, now that Dwight has apologized to the city and made everything 100 percent OK, the only thing to wonder is what his teammates are feeling as they get ready to enter a hostile Amway Arena. And for a measured approach to this monumental occasion, naturally, we turn to Metta World Peace. From ESPN:

“I don’t really care, because I’m going to Disney World,” he said. “We’re getting in early. I don’t care. I’m going to go on these rides. I’m going let the fans do what they do, that’s their problem. I’m going to have the Mickey Mouse ears, all that. Watch me. You don’t believe me, just watch.”

First of all, killer Trinidad James reference. Very on-trend. Second of all, I believe him. This is a guy who did a television interview in his underwear, owns a tiny race car and once looked like this for a Media Day photo shoot — why wouldn’t he go to Disney World, but some Mickey ears and ride rides? That seems exactly like something he’d do. I’d even buy it if he is trying to say he’d play the game in Mickey ears, which is something I also believe is within the realm of possibilities. This is Metta World Peace, you guys. Never doubt him.

Oh, and if you’re wondering if Kobe Bryant is being sympathetic to Dwight’s plight … well, I’m sure you know the answer to that question. From ProBasketballTalk:

Bryant seemed incredulous when told that Howard said his return on Tuesday would be “emotional,” and laughed off the idea while providing his teammate with some words of wisdom in advance of the team’s visit.

“Emotional?! I’ll talk to him,” Bryant said, while seeming a bit exasperated. “Just go out there and bust they ass. Show them what they’re missing.”

This was followed by big laughs all around, because it was clear by Bryant’s expression that he couldn’t relate at all to that sentiment.

“Save the emotional s— for when you retire,” he added.

[...]“It may be tough for him,” Bryant said. “He’s a very, very nice kid. He wants to say the right things and please as many people as he can. You can’t please everybody, and I’ll talk to him about it a little bit before we get down to Orlando and try to put a little of that a–hole in him for the game.”

So Metta World Peace is going to Disney World and Kobe Bryant can’t believe Dwight would be emotional about returning to the place where he played basketball from 18-26 — some things never change.

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Kobe Bryant doesn’t need a nickname. We all know this. With one of the most iconic and striking names in the business — the best in the whole league, in one writer’s opinion — and a style and resume that more than speaks for itself, a nickname for Kobe would never be anything but superfluous.

Still, these are unquestionably nicknamey times for Kobe — his play in the Lakers’ recent surge has been of such superlative quality that you can’t help but reach for absurd appellations when talking about him bringing his team back from 17 down in the fourth quarter, or hitting three absurd treys in the final minutes to send a game to overtime, then winning it with a dunk. At times like these, you just need to call him something other than Kobe Bean Bryant from time to time, if for no other reason than because you’re shouting his name so often in surprise, excitement and general awe (or possibly just frustration and fury) that you need some variety.

Kobe, as always, is prepared for this. He recently unleashed his proposal for his own new nickname on the world: “Vino,” with the unspoken implication being that like a fine wine, he just gets better with age. (The foreign translation is apparently needed, just because nicknaming someone “fine wine” or just “wine” would be untenable in its silliness.) Since then, he has pushed the nickname on his fanbase like Gretchen Wieners trying to make “Fetch” happen, with a series of postgame tweets hashtagging his new nickname in celebration (as in “#VinoUncorked,” “E=mc2 = #Vino,” and in a confusing hybrid, “#mambadrunkoffthatvino“) It’s all part of the brave new world of Oversharey Kobe, and we should probably just get used to it.

But is the nickname an acceptable one? Can we abide by his repeated self-promotional usage of it? Let’s stick our nose in the glass on this one and analyze its many tones.

Source of Inspiration. Just about any nickname can be sold to friends and family if there’s a good story behind its origin, one that reveals as much about the person and their character as the nickname itself does. With Kobe and “Vino,” however, all we have to go on is this:

Omg . My man just gave me a new nickname and I love it! Ha #vino

Aside from demonstrating what a general horrorshow it’s been since Kobe joined the Twitterverse (“Omg?”), this explanation gives precious little life to “Vino.” For a man whose game is all based on studied detail and nuance, he doesn’t do a whole lot of showing or telling here, giving us just the vague notion of his “man” (was it Chris Duhon? It was Chris Duhon, wasn’t it?) birthing the nickname out of thin air, and passing it along to Kobe for approval. Disappointing.Approval Rating: 1/5 Read the rest of this entry »

Oh man, the classic “lineup on the wrong side of the court like you’re going one way when you’re really going the other” maneuver actually worked. I can’t believe it. My eighth grade team tried this once and it didn’t even work back then. I guess we should have just waited to use it in the final minute of a 2-point NBA game.

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Have you always hated Kobe Bryant calling himself “Black Mamba” and wished someone would come up with new nickname for him, preferably one he earned? If so, then today is kind of your lucky day, as Kobe Bryant has finally come up with a new nickname for himself. Finally.

From ESPN:

“I was in my coffin a few years ago,” Bryant said, gladly reminding the media that plenty of the pundits and scribes out there have soiled hands from prematurely throwing dirt on his grave. “Vino is out of the barrel.”

“Vino” is the new nickname Bryant adopted after a writer for his advertising agency called him it in a text after Bryant had three highlight reel variety dunks Thursday against Minnesota.

Well that explains why Kobe has been throwing “#Vino” on so many of his tweets and also why he pairs so well with red meat — he is like a fine wine in that he is aging well. Just like “Black Mamba,” it’s a nickname that makes sense, which is first and foremost what you are looking for in a nickname. I mean, people are always saying that nicknames are too exaggerate-y. Like is Vince Carter really half-amazing? No, because then he would be dead. Oh, and Shawn Marion isn’t a computer program designed to simulate the real world either.

But there’s one more thing Kobe’s new nickname has in common with Black Mamba — no one is going to use it and we’ll just keep calling him by his first name. More like Vi-nope. Nice try though.