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The presence of Memphis, San Antonio and Indiana — three mid-market (at best) teams without a ton of over-arcing basketball history — as three of the conference finalists in this year’s postseason meant that we probably weren’t going to get a historically sexy matchup in this year’s NBA Finals. Still, of the potential Finals ABC execs were looking at, you’d have to think that Spurs-Heat was easily their first choice. It’s the pairing with the most combined stars, the most combined championships, and as far as I can tell, the most combined story lines. It’s not Lakers-Celtics or even Thunder-Heat, but given that it could’ve been a totally sexless Grizzlies-Pacers matchup (uhh, Mike Conley went to high school in Indiana? Both cities have a racing park? A fist fight might break out?), it’ll do.

So yeah, those story lines. Let’s review for Game 1 tomorrow.

1. Those classic regular-season no-show games.
Spurs-Heat Pt. 1 was already one of the most memorable games of the season before it even tipped off, with Gregg Popovich electrifying the hoops world with his controversial announced decision to not only rest four of his best players for the Spurs’ nationally televised game against the Heat in Miami (at the end of a long San Antonio road trip), but to send them home in advance of the rest of the team. Of course, the Spurs made things doubly interesting by actually making a game out of it, leading in the fourth quarter and being in it down to the final Gary Neal-suffocated minute. Then, the Heat returned fire in March by resting their own starters in San Antonio, though they left Chris Bosh in the lineup, who ended up having an awesome game and hit a last-minute three-pointer to win the game and shock the Spurs.

Aside from demonstrating to us how no two teams in the league are schemier — in either the sinister plotting sense or in the Xs and Os sense — than these two teams, the impact of these two regular season showdowns on the Finals are mostly two-fold:

1. We still have absolutely no idea what it looks like when these two teams play each other at full-strength, and, moreover, neither do any of the teams’ respective coaches and scouts.
2. We are going to have to endure a whole lot of “Pop resting starters” jokes on Twitter for four to seven games. Likely with diminishing returns.

2. LeBron James’ shot at vengeance against the Spurs.
The Heat have never played the Spurs in the playoffs, but of course, LeBron has. Before his ultimate anointment, King James and his Cavaliers got blitzed in four games by the Spurs in ’07, one of the least-exciting and least-watched Finals in NBA history. LeBron’s already gotten his vengeance against a number of the teams who have stood in his way over the years, namely the Pistons and the Celtics, but the Spurs — still the only (and very possibly the last) team to ever sweep LeBron in the playoffs — are no doubt still on his To Do list. “This is gonna be your league in a little while,” Tim Duncan memorably told LeBron after the ’07 crushing. “But I appreciate you giving us this year.”

Does six years count as a little while? Is LeBron still in a giving mood? Also worth noting: Timmy and the Spurs have never lost in the Finals, going 4-0 in their quartet of visits. Despite having won far more recently, LeBron is still just 1-2  for his career in the NBA’s boss stage. But in the immediate future, I don’t think it’s LeBron that Tim is really competing against for rings, if anyone…

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Geez, this guy really is everywhere.

Oh, and Charles Barkley wants to rob him.

More like No Rida.

“If they want to put an opera of all my charges on there or flops or whatever, go for it.”Shane Battier, literally getting what he asked for

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You might think that the Miami Heat lost Game 4 of their Eastern Conference finals game against the Indiana Pacers because they were outrebounded by 19, because they missed most of their open corner threes, because LeBron James fouled out when that never happens or because the Pacers scored more points. And really, these are all good reasons for why the Heat failed to take a 3-1 lead on their way back to Miami.

However, listening to head coach Erik Spoelstra tell it, there was a bigger reason than any of those things. From the Sun Sentinel:

“Playoffs are about overcoming everything,” said Spoelstra, who added that Bosh and James would receive treatment but no other medical update was available.

“We didn’t necessarily play well. We didn’t get to our identity. We had massive foul trouble all across the board and we have a 3-point lead down the stretch in an opponent’s building and plays to be made to finish off that game.

“We didn’t. They made more plays down the stretch and typically the team that deserves to win does.” [...]

“They played with a greater sense of urgency. They made more plays going down the stretch and for that matter during the course of he game, not only offensive rebounds, but loose balls, effort plays, impact plays, imposing plays.

“Sometimes there’s a karma to the game, so they beat us down the stretch. There’s no excuses, nothing else to it other than that.”

Yes, true, there are like 19 billion reasons that Spoelstra listed that contributed to the Heat loss, but the thing that there is “nothing else to it other than that” is the “karma to the game.” Which means, I guess, that the Heat lost because of karma. And if you consider all those things that Spoelstra mentioned — not playing Heat basketball, tons of fouls, failing to make plays at the end of the game, not hustling for 50-50 balls — as karma, then I guess he is right.

And to be honest, I can kind of see where he’s coming from. Those various reasons the Heat lost could all be considered “bad basketball,” it could be argued, and if you spend an entire game making bad basketball plays, then I guess that is against what the basketball gods want to see and therefore you’re going to have bad karma and lose. I think that is the point, though I never did get around to taking Comparative Religions in college. At the very least, what Spoelstra is getting at is a tried-and-true lesson that we’ve seen thousands of times in the NBA. Some people call it “playing the right way,” Spoelstra calls it karma. If a team doesn’t care to do the little things, he seems to be saying, there’s not going to be a big payoff in the end.

Or maybe I’m wrong and Spoelstra really is blaming things solely on the Heat having bad karma. Though you would think that gifting an opponent with 15 free offensive rebounds is generous enough to win them a few points.

(via SLAM)

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During the third quarter of last night’s Game 4 defeat, Chris Bosh’s gorgeous Hyperposite landed on one of Roy Hibbert’s clodhoppers, leading to a little bit of a rolled ankle for the Heat’s extra-skinny big man. Of course, Bosh returned to the game early in the fourth quarter, looking just the tiniest bit hobbled down the stretch, though there didn’t appear to any real lasting injury from the tweak.

But still, because everyone saw that foot turn over, Bosh had to be asked if he’d be hampered by an injury for the series’ next game. His response was pure Bosh. From ESPN:

Bosh declined to talk about the extent of his injured right ankle, but said he expected to play Thursday in Miami after getting treatment throughout the day Wednesday.

“It’s not [an] issue,” Bosh said. “It’s the playoffs. You’re going to have ups and downs. It’s not about what happens, but it’s about how you respond. I’m just going to watch some cartoons, eat some cereal and get ready for Game 5.”

Good to know that Chris Bosh, Kendrick Lamar and I all have the same strategy when prepping for playoff games — pour a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, throw on “Archer” and let it ride. Nothing more chill than getting your Saturday morning on when it’s not even Saturday morning. I assume Bosh will be in sweatpants and a robe as well, because I know he likes to keep things leisurely.

And seriously, considering Bosh finished Game 4 and told reporters afterwards that he would “probably not” miss Game 5 because, well, he had just finished playing Game 4, it’s probably OK for him to have a couple of bowls of cereal between now and Thursday. Live it up, man. Not only is it good for Bosh’s sore ankle to be off his feet, getting that sweet cereal sugar cranking through his sys might lead to a little extra hyperactivity which might lead to grabbing more rebounds than Ray Allen. I’m not saying cereal is the key to NBA success, but I’m also not not saying it.

Yeah, but do Pacers fans think he should be ashamed of himself? Inquiring minds in Memphis want to know.

Either way, lots of flop-shaming going around these days. Stay on your toes, everyone.

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To help you understand just how long it’s been since Chris Andersen missed a shot from the field, please consider that the last time he missed there were only five “Fast and Furious” movies to memorize. If that doesn’t put things in perspective, I don’t know what will. And since Vin Diesel lives his life a quarter-mile at a time, it’s safe to say that it’s been several lifetimes since the Birdman missed even a single shot. That’s impressive.

But how does he do it? How does a half-man/half-bird nightmare hybrid take four shots a game against two of the NBA’s best defenses in Chicago and Indiana without ever botching one? How does he not pop the basketball with his talons? There are a lot of questions to be answered, and there are two words that do all the answering — “bird box.” From the Miami Herald:

“I just do what I do, man,” Andersen said. “I don’t really think about how many shots I’ve made in a row or how good I am. I just continue to do what I do, and that’s come off the bench and bring defense and energy, run the floor, get to my spots.

“If LeBron calls me up, I’ll come up. If not, I’ll stay in the bird box.” [...]

“I’m getting the basketball around the rim,” Andersen said. “If I can’t make it a foot away from the basket, I shouldn’t be playing this sport.”

I’ve taken the liberty of combining Andersen’s shot charts from the last four games — those are the ones where he hasn’t missed at all, tallying 15 makes in 15 shots — so that you can see exactly where the bird box is. It’s pretty obvious.

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Right in front of the basket, never more than a few feet away: this is the bird box. And even though he’s being humble about his finishing ability — if anyone could make all their shots from right in front of the hoop, where all the tall guys hang out, we wouldn’t have so many “Joel Anthony is still on the Heat?” jokes — it’s easy to see that Chris Andersen is taking, and making, exclusively easy shots. And well, he has an explanation for that too.

Of course, Andersen gives all credit to the Heat’s ball handlers, who he says “always make the right decisions.” And, of course, Andersen had special praise for LeBron James, who he called “un-human.”

“I’m telling you,” Andersen said. “He makes the game so much easier for everybody.”

Yes, he does. That’s how a hollow-boned guy who was out of the league a few months ago can shoot 85 percent during the playoffs. Because not only have 74 percent of Andersen’s playoff baskets been assisted, LeBron is the leading assistster on such baskets, tallying eight thus far in the postseason (Ray Allen is second with seven).

I mean, I am having a hard time remembering Andersen even dribbling once before a basket right now, which isn’t a diss or anything, but just a way of saying that Chris Andersen is great at catching the ball and immediately putting it in the basket. That is a skill and it’s made the Heat even more dangerous than they were before they plucked (bird pun) him off the scrap heap. Now all the Heat have to worry about is cleaning up all the droppings in the restricted area. Someone should put down some torn-up newspaper or something.

(via PBT)