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It’s a simple video. Around thirty seconds, like all the “Harlem Shake” variants, divided into the standard pre-and-post-break sections of about fifteen seconds each. Except instead of the video breaking from a single-person freakout (in this case, a gentleman wearing a helmet and a motorcycle helmet and a LeBron James Heat jersey) to a room full of Baauer spazzers, as traditionally happens in the meme, the operation is interrupted by Minnesota Timberwolves mascot Crunch the Wolf, who beats the initial Harlem Shaker with a plastic baseball bat. It’s an easy, relatively cheap joke, and one it’s a little surprising nobody has made up until now.

It’s also one of the best things to happen to the NBA in 2013.

When the Wolves released the video, first during their game against the Heat two nights ago at the Target Center, then to the internet the next morning (with a following tweet that read “You’re Welcome, Internet. #EndTheShake”), the NBA blog community (including TBJ, natch), was quick to name the video the best of the “Harlem Shake” iterations we’d seen, at least from NBA circles, thus far. They may have no idea just how right they all were. As basic a joke as the video was, it contains myriad details and implications that belie the video’s short run-time and single-line gimmick.

Let’s break down the reasons why:

1. Even before Crunch’s entrance, it’s an excellent parody of a “Harlem Shake” video.
Watching it for the first time, the Wolves’ “Harlem Shake” creates the same kind of anxiety that one of those Sears commercials with the fake movies and TV shows does before somebody invariably runs into a refrigerator. Which is to say, that something about it feels off, fake, fabricated, but it’s just plausible enough that you’re not entirely sure if you’re watching a parody or not until the twist occurs. The listless guy dancing in an empty assembly room, it seems very much like the setup to any number of legit “Harlem Shake” vids, but there’s a barely perceptible lag in energy to it — the guy’s just a little too limp in his movements, a little too behind the beat rhythmically. Something’s not right.

When Crunch enters with the baseball bat at the song’s break to lay the video to waste, it’s at once a shock and a relief. Like any decent twist ending, you don’t see it coming, but it still somehow explains everything.

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Easily the best bat-smashing video since “Bat Fight.” Easily.

(via Reddit)

I don’t know which I want more — to hug Ricky Rubio or to have Ricky Rubio hug me. Either way, getting a hug out of the deal, so win-win.

(via CJ Fogler)

I am not going to deny that the cause Ricky Rubio is promoting — increased awareness for sudden cardiac arrest, which is the leading killer among young athletes — is important, but this is still pretty weird. Maybe it’s just because I’ve never saved a human life with an NBA player, but it’s just a little shocking to be fake running right next to Ricky Rubio, then the next thing you know you’re saving some guy’s life. Kind of jarring.

Nonetheless, play along with the interactive “game,” so you can know what it takes to save a life with one of the NBA’s brightest young stars. Not only is it a valuable life skill, it’s also an opportunity for an excellent assist joke.

(via Joe Mande)

Seems accurate

“Everybody loves donuts here, and I eat them too. People mostly drink beer and not stronger drinks, exactly like in The Simpsons.”Alexey Shved, describing America in a nutshell

If you tried this in most of the gyms I’ve played basketball in, it’d take forever for the lights to come back on and everyone would be looking up at the ceiling wondering if that’s actually all the brighter the lights get. Then, when they finally do turn on, one in the corner would stay dark for three-quarters of the game before miraculously illuminating. People would be very frustrated.

So basically what I’m saying is this — I’m glad the NBA doesn’t play games in high schools.

(via Point Forward)

This photo is great.

So is this collage.

And so is this advice from Fake Griffin, courtesy of Tee Wolves, who interviewed these dudes because of the internet.

What advice do you have for anyone thinking about dressing up as an NBA player at an NBA game?

Our advice would be to try to imitate players that look the most like yourself to make things easier. Pay attention to detail so others know exactly who you’re trying to imitate. Also, be prepared to get a lot of looks and laughs at the game. It’s a very fun process.

It’s a very fun process, you guys. So basically, we should all do it. I’m going as Brad Miller to every game, regardless of who’s playing, mostly because I can’t stomach going as Spencer Hawes. I’m sure you understand.

Please leave your NBA doppelganger in the comments. Photographic evidence encouraged.