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Mickael Gelabale was in the NBA a while ago, didn’t do much, then headed overseas to hoop following a stint in the D-League in 2009. If you know Mickael Gelabale at gela-all, it’s because of his glorious, glorious dreadlocks. Other than that, not a terribly notable player.

Which is why it’s notable that Gelabale returned this season, both to the Olympics and more recently to the Timberwolves, sans dreadlocks. When a guy you only know for his hair doesn’t have his hair, it’s strange. As it turns out, there’s a reason for that — the dreads weighed so much they were messing with his body. From a Google translation of Spanish newspaper Marca:

In the last two seasons, had suffered constant injuries Gelabale muscle took origin in his famous look. The dreadlocks, the weight in the head that carries carry such volume hair, bad posture cause generating fibrillar articular pathologies and injuries. They can even alter the way of running. Experts believe that it is harmful to the athletes wear their hair like that. Not start, but in the long run, hurt the player dreads.

The explanation is simple. Glowing hair like Gelabale prompting for years and many changes the center of gravity of the body. The hair pulled back from her head, the player must correct this displacement with the muscles of the neck, with the passage of time this unnatural gesture takes work and a mismatch in the neck and eventually degenerates into continuous ailments.

It is not the first at something happens. A teammate Joakim Noah, who also played the game with France yesterday, the Bulls doctors advised him to cut his hair. The pivot, more rebellious refused and had less hair and has helped Gelabale a ponytail, almost a bow, one of its hallmarks. In Chicago they have made shirts with him.

Just to make this sound like human English — Mickael Gelabale cut off his signature dreadlocks because they weighed so much that they’d pull down his head, which caused him to readjust how he held his head, which in turn resulted in more injuries to his head and neck. (Also, French doctors asked Joakim Noah to cut his ponytail and he was like, “NOPE.” Haha, of course.) There are more articles that back it up, so it must be true — Mickael Gelabale’s signature dreadlocks were a health-related casualty. Tragic.

But you have to wonder if guys like Kenneth Faried and Jae Crowder know about the risks of having heavy hair. Chris Bosh certainly did, but he’s usually ahead of the curve. Just don’t tell Andrew Bynum. We need to see how this thing plays out.

(thanks to Nick Flynt, Aymeric)

It is kind of hard to really understand how this pass could fit between two sets of Thunder legs after going between Ricky Rubio’s own legs, but it did. And I’m glad it did. And you’re glad it did. I mean, it was such a good pass that it makes this one seem like it’s no big deal. Pretty cool.

(via CJ Fogler)

Meat.

(via Tim Groth/Sports Digita)

I’m not sure what to believe any more. On one hand, this adidas/Foot Locker commercial explicitly states that Ricky Rubio is NOT a backyard wrestler. But on the other hand, there he is wrestling a Brian Scalabrine clone.

Do you go with your brain or your heart on this one? Just like you, I want to believe Ricky Rubio wrestles friends and wears bandanas in his spare time, but it seems like that isn’t the case.

Whatever. As far as I’m concerned he’s a backyard wrestle who can’t possibly hurt his surgically repaired knee. It just feels better that way. The choice is yours.

There’s something about a little adversity that brings out the humor in NBA coaches. Whether it’s going through the indignity of being asked a harmless question by a sideline reporter doing their job or suffering through the worst start to a season in franchise history, dealing with a little hardship is great for coach quotes.

It’s no different with Rick Adelman, whose Timberwolves have roughly 62 injured players right now. But that’s not stopping him from slinging some zingers, regarding those injuries. From the Timberwolves PR Twitter:

Adelman says Pek will play tomorrow vs. Denver. He joked, ‘I hope he doesn’t go bowling tonight.’

Another great one from Rick: “We have banned knuckle pushups. Maybe we ought to get rid of bowling; we do have some knee injuries.”

If you’re scoring at home, that’s an Andrew Bynum joke and a Kevin Love joke all mixed in to a Timberwolves injury bit. Pretty strong performance, all things considered.

And really, this is how NBA coaches should handle injuries. Scientists say laughter is the best medicine, so might as well put that theory to the test. If it holds true, then you’ve not only had a laugh at your bad fortune, you’ve also turned things around for your team. More jokes for everyone.

Midway through the third quarter of the Timberwolves’ big win in Dallas, Nikola Pekovic went down after rolling his left ankle on a poltergeist. Initially, I was confused because I thought it was impossible for a man made completely of granite to be injured, but when a replay was shown, you could clearly see an ankle turning while hearing everyone in Minnesota groaning at the exact same time.

As it turns out, my instincts were correct — it is actually impossible to hurt Nikola Pekovic. From the Star Tribune:

“I know,” Pekovic said of the fright he put into his teammates and fans watching back home when he went down in a painful heap. “I’m just glad it’s not bad. I didn’t hurt nothing, just a lot of pain. I’ll see how I feel tomorrow.”

Lest you think that “just a lot of pain” is an admission that Pekovic is indeed hurt — and the “I didn’t hurt nothing” doesn’t convince you — perhaps you will consider another quote he uttered post-ankle roll while assessing his mortality.

“I don’t use crutches,” Pekovic said as he limped along. “I’m fine without them.”

You see? Not only did he not hurt nothing, he also doesn’t need crutches because his ankle tendons are actually muscles that just need some extra flexing. Yes, he can feel pain, but that’s only so that he can relate to other humans. It’s called a tragic flaw. Alta Vista it.

Now I know you are probably thinking that Pekovic missed significant time thanks to bone spurs in his ankle last season, but even that doesn’t count since it’s actually his bones being so strong that they started growing extra bones. If that’s not the definition of a superhuman, I don’t know what is.

Adjusting to the NBA is hard for all rookies, let alone a guy like Alexey Shved who has to learn a new language in addition to figuring out how to play basketball a bunch of super tall, super fast guys. That’s why he’s lucky to have great veterans who have traveled that same path like Nikola Pekovic and Andrei Kirlenko around to advise him on important things like cutting his ponytail.

From Fox Sports North:

“You think because of that we win?” Pekovic asked. “Me and AK, we make him to cut his hair. Now he look like a man.”

To be fair, the Timberwolves were 1-1 while Alexey Shved was doing his best Lou Amundson impression. So Shved looking like some random dude who probably drives a Camaro (read: “a man”) but could be from anywhere isn’t the only reason they won. But the young Russian did have the best game of his NBA career last night, pouring in all 10 of his points in the fourth quarter of Minnesota’s comeback win, so his hair advisory committee may be on to something. At the very least, he has to be more aerodynamic with less hair.

There’s one glaring problem with this plan though. Now that some of the Timberwolves’ foreign contingent has forced their newest member to cut his locks this early in the season, where do they go from here? It seems like they already used their greatest motivational tactic just a week in to the season, since there’s no way that Shved trimming his boring hair when it grows out won’t have nearly the same effect on his game. Maybe convincing him to shave his goatee is the next step. It’s not much hair, but people grow so attached to their facial hair, I can see it having a positive effect. Just wait until after the All-Star break to give it a shot.

Just be warned, Timberwolves, that people have made Alexey Shved cut his hair before, only to renege on such a request when they realize that his hair gives him his basketball powers. Tricky stuff, forcing another man to cut his hair. Be careful what you wish for.

(via Tee Wolves)