Archive for the ‘NBA Fashion’ Category

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I know that this is NCAA stuff and this is an NBA website, but I’m going to tell you about UNDRCRWN’s new UC Madness collection because: a) everyone loves the Fab Five b) it’s March and c) three of the five are still prominently involved in the NBA and one is still technically a current player. So it totally fits and it’s totally worth it because this stuff is great. You can’t tell me nothing.

The collection consists of a t-shirt, zipup hooded sweatshirt and a snapback which all pay tribute to how awesome these guys looked on the court. As Jalen Rose said on a recent podcast, they had the four S’s — shoes, shorts, socks and swag. You can see at least three of those things on every piece of this, and I’m guessing the swag part comes later. Personally, I think the hat is the best because you have to know what’s going on to get it, otherwise you’d probably think it’s some kind of weird fashiony Red Sox alternate. Thankfully, it’s not.

So yeah, as my mate Leigh Ellis might say, this stuff is gold. And I’m not just saying that as a Michigan fan, either. It’s impossible to downplay just how much the Fab Five changed basketball at every level and it’s the 20th anniversary of the last game they all played together, so why not celebrate with some gear? Just don’t get it from any shady boosters or else you’ll have to return it a few years later.

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According to Al “Mr. Blackwell” Jefferson, the answer seems to be yes. From the Deseret News:

The free-spirited Turkish ballplayer showed up for Monday’s Jazz-Pistons contest wearing a fedora, sparkling gold jacket, jeans and snake shoes.

“He makes it look good,” teammate Al Jefferson told reporters. “It’s not like it don’t look good on him.”

Hey, I’m not going to argue with Al Jefferson. He’s got a giant bed, a mean looking face and some size on me, so if he says Enes Kanter looks good then I guess Enes Kanter looks good. I would have just thought he looked like a college sophomore going to a “Pimps and Ho’s” mixer at Sig Ep, but I guess we can trust Al Jefferson on this one. If you disagree, you be the one to tell him.

(image via @DJJazzyJody)

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I don’t know, guys. Sometimes you just want to tell everyone an old story that they might not have heard before. That’s pretty much the whole reason why I’m going to show you three little passages from the 2000-01 season regarding Sam Perkins and his headwear. Hope you enjoy it.

From Sports Illustrated:

Banned
By the NBA, the ‘do-rag that Pacers forward Sam Perkins had worn during a preseason game. The league told Perkins the headwear was a safety hazard.

From the Indianapolis Star:

Another source of stability and experience would be Perkins, the “Big Smooth.” Perkins, who had sported an interesting variety of hairstyles during his years in the NBA, touched off a minor controversy at the beginning of the new season when officials debated whether to permit him to wear his “do-rag” hankerchief tied around his head to keep his long braids in place.

And from a different Sports Illustrated:

We’re not talking strictly ordinary headbands either. Pacers center Sam Perkins, who tried to wear a do-rag this season before the league prohibited it, wears a double-wide version.

So yeah, now you all know the story about Sam Perkins trying to wear a do-rag during a preseason game but being told he couldn’t, just like I do. Good luck forgetting this because I think about it at least once a month. It’s not so bad, really. Sam Perkins facts are great.

klay-trey-jerseys

Yesterday, when I got home from work, I had this package waiting for me.

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So I popped it open.

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And then I popped it on because people need to see what these short-sleeved jerseys look like on people who aren’t totally cut, as my fake grandma likes to say. For reference, this is a 2XL jersey with +2 length and I’m 6-foot-5 and 227 pounds.

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kevin-durant-teen-vogue

As we all know, enjoying fashion is the most important off-court quality an NBA player can have in this day and age. Looking cool and buying Givenchy shirts, after all, is one of the key components to establishing a solid brand. When in doubt, swag it out.

But outside of Amar’e Stoudemire, who once designed a women’s fashion line, it’s all men’s fashion. It makes sense, of course, since 100 percent of NBA players are male. However, if these guys are really as in to fashion as they say they are, you’d think they’d care about women’s fashion too, since that’s where the real crazy stuff is happening. And that’s why it’s refreshing to read about Kevin Durant dressing a Teen Vogue reporter. Because ladies need help too.

When it comes to styling me, Durant is extremely opinionated. We’ve narrowed the focus to three occasion-specific looks—game, date, weekend. Of the first, I’m informed: “Prefers jeans and heels. Doesn’t like when girls wear skirts or look like they’re trying too hard.” Nor does he approve of jerseys. Considering I wear only skirts and recently bought a KD jersey, I’m already backpedaling. The directives continue: “Date look: Loves dresses in colors like turquoise. Thinks the LBD is boring. [Editor's note: I'm impressed he knows the shorthand for little black dress!] Weekend: Likes girls in tennis shoes, especially Jordans.” Durant later clarifies that by “especially,” he means “only.” “As far as I’m concerned, there ain’t no tennis shoe other than Jordans.”

I arrive on set—the Chesapeake Energy Arena, home to the OKC Thunder—with two large trunks. Lined up beside Durant’s shoes, which are size 17, my own resemble Barbie accessories. Durant notices a pair of studded ones. “Jimmy Choo Choos!” he hollers approvingly. We pair them with jeans, a graphic tee, and accessories in Thunder orange and blue (this much team spirit is deemed OK). Game look on.

Next, a swimming-pool blue Matthew Williamson dress, which gets a thumbs-up for the date look. Durant is dressed in a dapper plaid blazer with a pocket square and indigo jeans. Last up, Jordans for the weekend look. “Unlace ‘em,” Durant says as I’m tying them on. His assistant chimes in, chuckling, “A lesson in KD swag.” My foot is now in Durant’s lap, and he’s showing me how to do the laces. (Hint: If your foot doesn’t feel like it’s falling out, they aren’t loose enough.)

There you go, women of Earth. Kevin Durant likes it when you’re wearing jeans, Jordans or a colorful dress (not all together, I don’t think). File that away in your dossiers, just in case. You never know when your foot will end up in Kevin Durant’s lap while he unlaces your shoes. It’s best to be prepared.

Not much else to say here, except that we finally have an answer to how much unlaced your shoe should be to look your coolest. That’s something I’ve been wondering for a while, so it’s good to finally crack the code. Just another lesson in KD swag.

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If you are like me and the rest of Twitter, you noticed about eleventy jillion pairs of leather sweatpants — the majority of which come from En Noir — at this year’s All-Star Weekend. There were so many pairs, in fact, that it was kind of hard to keep them straight.

That’s why I scoured nearly 130 pages of the Getty Images database to offer the most complete listing of leather sweats from the past few days. I can’t guarantee that this is 100 percent of the leather trousers, but there’s no doubt in my mind that this is the most complete compilation of leather sweatpants on the internet. If that’s not resume material, I don’t know what is.

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Drake.

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warriors-sleeve-jerseys

You know how one of the main complaints about NBA basketball is that you see way too much scandalous shoulder skin on the court? (Trust me, it’s a huge problem.) Well, worry no longer because the Warriors are stepping their sleeve game up, as they’ll soon become the first modern NBA team to wear a sleeved jersey. Or to put it in fashion terms, sleeves are back!

From the Mercury News:

On Monday, the Warriors will unveil their yellow, alternate uniforms. They will be the first team in the modern NBA era to play in something other than a tank top.

The Warriors will debut the new unis for their Feb. 22 home game against the San Antonio Spurs, which is being aired on ESPN. They will also wear them March 8 vs. Houston and March 15 vs. Chicago.

No offense to the Warriors or adidas, but nope. Just like the last time someone tried to pull off a super-tight jersey, this gets a big, fat nope. They look fine but it’s just weird.

Of course, as you might imagine, a huge part of this remix is because fans like sleeves on their shirts. And surprise surprise, you can buy these.

“It was the right moment, the right team,” said Lawrence Norman, Adidas’ vice president of global basketball. “Even more important, the right city. When you launch something as innovative as this — that will change the way the players look on the court and the way the fans support the team forever — why not launch it in the most innovative part of the United States?”

The new jersey is much less a T-shirt than the next phase in the evolution of basketball apparel.

This jersey was designed with the fan in mind.

The rationale is having a full shirt as the team’s jersey allows people to represent their team in more settings. Unlike soccer, baseball and football, basketball uniforms are limited.

Even though Warriors president Rick Welts literally says, “We didn’t do this for the sales,” you kind of half to assume that a large part of it has to do with the sales since that’s often the case with alternate jerseys. I don’t know that people are going to be lining up to wear compression shirts, but a more t-shirt-y uniform does seem like something that could appeal to fans. Yeah, those fans can just buy jersey t-shirts like a normal person but at least they have options.

The worst part, however, is that this isn’t just a normal alternate for the Warriors because an all-gold look would be wicked. Any time they wear their throwbacks, people love them, so adding a gold kit is a really good idea. Unfortunately, they had to go and put sleeves on them, which is going to seriously make Stephen Curry look like he’s back in high school. Also, the shorts have pinstripes on them and the shirts don’t, which is awkward and could really make it look like all the Warriors are just wearing t-shirts tucked in to shorts.

So yeah, we’ve got NBA sleeves now. It feels weird to type that, but maybe they’ll catch on. I doubt it but I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments. Yes, really.

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