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With the possible exceptions of Jeff Green’s continued onslaught in Boston and the Bulls winning a huge game in Brooklyn last night with half their team missing — literally, it seemed, as they only played six guys for the great majority of the game — nothing in basketball this week has been arresting as the scoring of Carmelo Anthony. 90 points over two games is monumental regardless of context or circumstance, but the fact that it came in two huge wins against Eastern Conference foes to boost their late-season surge to a double-digit streak — while also doubling as one of the gosh-darned prettiest shooting displays you’ll ever see on a basketball court — makes it easily one of the most memorable single-player runs of the entire regular season, and of Carmelo Anthony’s eventful 10-year hoops career.

There are other people far more qualified than me to break down how Carmelo did it, what he was doing right and what the defense was doing wrong, whether his scoring outburst is a good or bad thing for the Knicks in the long term, and so on. But I did want to take a moment to shout out one specifically pleasing aspect of Melo’s two-game dominance: the brilliant way he secured his 90 combined points with an even 50 and 40, respectively.

I like numbers. Most sports fans do, I reckon, but I don’t want to just assume that everyone is as infatuated with watching players work their way to essentially meaningless statistical plateaus as I am, nor that they feel as satisfied when the players actually get there. But this is one of the things I’ve always loved about Kobe Bryant — the way he starts hoisting threes when he’s got 37 in a game with 90 seconds to go, or starts forcing passes in situations he’d normally shoot when he’s one assist away for a triple-double. He gets it. Call it selfish, call it OCD, call it pointless and stupid. I call it box score artistry, and you’ll never be able to tell me that 40 doesn’t look nicer at the end of a stat line than 39.

And now I know: Carmelo Anthony gets it too.

Anthony’s 50 points on Monday against the Heat was an absolute thing of beauty, in the flow of the team’s offense and always on time. Few shots were forced, and the two assists Melo ended up with belies what a good job he did passing out of double teams, though his teammates failed to do their part to cash them in. Really, the only downright lousy shot he took was his last. With the game already decided and Melo’s point total at 48 with less than a half-minute to go, he got the ball with only about five seconds to go and did this:

This wasn’t in the flow of the offense. This wasn’t a catch-and-shoot beyond the arc, or a one-dribble-and-up step-back over a defender on the wing. It was an awkward, on the move pull-up jumper from the top of the arc (maybe the one location in the halfcourt not considerable as a Carmelo Anthony sweet spot) with acclaimed Heat wing defender Shane Battier doing the hand-in-his-face thing. But it was the last chance Melo would get to hit the half-century mark, and he knew it, so he went for it. And with the game already well in hand (largely by his own doing), no one could fault him for doing so. Lo and behold, like 17 of the 25 other shots Melo took that night, it went in, and an exact 50 was achieved, much to my personal satisfaction.

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As we all know, dressing cool for pre and postgame pictures is the most important thing in today’s NBA. Just think about it — 15 guys a year become champions, but only one person can be the NBA’s best dressed. Math tells us that 15 is more than one, ergo it’s way better to be well-dressed. I’m sure you follow this logic.

That’s why it’s no surprise GQ magazine would do a big article on “The NBA’s New Style Wars” for their April “Style Bible” issue. Even though April isn’t for a couple more days, you can already check the stuff out online to learn how to be great at clothes. And let me tell you, friends, there are some killer quotes in there.

We’ll start with Tyson Chandler, who used to look like an Amish hipster but is now rocking the goth ninja look. It’s a pretty extreme look, especially on a guy who’s 7-foot-1, but that’s why Tyson wants to explain to everyone how to pull it off. Here he is talking about drop-crotch pants.

Whether he’s home painting with his son, Tyson II (pictured), or walking into an arena on game day, the California native goes all-in on the Gotham City look—complete with those infamous drop-crotch pants. “Believe it or not,” he says, “anybody can wear them.”

Remember guys, this is Mr. Capes who is telling you how easy it is to wear these pants, so take this with a grain of salt. I will say that the drop-crotches are comfortable, but it can often make it look like you have dropped something else in your pants. Word of warning.

Perhaps you will be more interested in his next maneuver.

Now Tyson’s looking ahead to the next big thing: sweatpants paired with blazers. “When I say sweatpants, I’m not talking about your typical lie-around-the-house sweatpants. I’m talking about that same soft fabric but in a structured, tailored cut. It sounds crazy, but trust me.”

This is a move that style bros have been pulling for a couple years now, so it’s not terribly surprising that someone in the NBA would catch wind of it. And yeah, you can definitely make this happen, though I do wonder if wearing fancy, tailored sweats is against the league’s dress code. If jeans are banned, I have a feeling sweatpants are too. These are the kinds of things that keep David Stern up at night.

But enough about Tyson Chandler. Let’s talk about Russell Westbrook, who apparently has a new nickname.

A few days later, Westbrook’s publicist tells me that within certain rarefied fashion circles, RW is known as “the Kate Moss of the NBA.” Evidently somebody at Vogue wrote this to her in an e-mail. When I ask Russ how he feels about being compared to a female British supermodel famous for making heroin chic and saying things like “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels,” he assures me he’s cool with it. “It’s a little different,” he says. “But I think it got said because some people are not afraid to do certain things or wear certain stuff. You have to have a certain swagger about you.”

OK well, I guess we’ll all be calling Russell Westbrook “Kate Moss” from now on. Those are the breaks when your publicist tells everyone that fashion people call you “the Kate Moss of the NBA.” I’m not sure what effect this will have on the Kate Scale, but I’m guessing it’ll land somewhere between “catastrophic” and “not a big deal.” (This paragraph paid for in part by the Quotation Mark Foundation.)

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE.

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Look at this guy — total Lannister. Hurry up and get here, March 31.

At the point, 68 seasons in to his NBA career, Jason Kidd probably has a former shooting coach on every team and a head-shaver in every city. How else do you explain his hairless head and the fact that he learned how to shoot this far in to his career? We’re on to you, man.

There has never been anything more necessary in our lives than this song about J.R. Smith. Make this your ringtone and ask your friends to call you, then never answer. Get this in your ears as much as possible.

(via Jojo Castillo)

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I’ve been to Portland a few times in the past couple of years and I’ve loved it every time I visited. It’s not too hot, too sunny or too boring and you can pretty much always find artisanal ginger ale, so I was bound to like the place.

But I’ve never been an out-of-shape point guard playing in front of city who is completely and totally basketball-crazed. If that were the case — and if I’d so badly underperformed that everyone in Portland thought I was a stupid fatso — then maybe I wouldn’t be such a fan of Portland. Because if that were the case I’d be Raymond Felton.

From Newsday’s Al Iannazone:

Raymond Felton said when returns to Portland tomorrow: “there are certain people there I don’t want to see and better not come near me.”

And from the New York Daily News’ Frank Isola:

Raymond Felton on the eve of his return to Portland says his brief time with the Blazers was the “worst moment I had in basketball for sure”

I don’t know what it is exactly, but something tells me Raymond Felton isn’t the biggest fan of Portland. Maybe he hates birds or beards or giant bookstores, but there’s just a certain I don’t know what that makes it seem like Felton didn’t really enjoy his time there.

Could it be that he shot worse from the field in Portland than he did in every season since his second year? Or that he scored the fewest points per 36 minutes of his entire career while he was there? Then again, it might be because he had the ninth-lowest PER among all guards who started at least 50 games during his single miserable season with the Trail Blazers, meaning he was just about as good as Gerald Henderson. Now that I think about it, the reasons why he might hate Portland seem to be piling up.

Oh, and there’s also that part of his Portland experience where he showed up extremely overweight and was photographed eating cupcakes so his nickname kind of became Cupcakes. That might have done it too. Heavy guys hate insulting nicknames. Guess he’ll just have to hang 5o on all those mean bloggers.

(via BlazersEdge)

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If you’re like me, it’s kind of hard for you to tell if Baron Davis is really in the NBA any more. He played last season, blew his knee out in the playoffs and is kind of just hanging around the Knicks. Last summer he said he wasn’t ready to retire, but it’s been nearly a year since Boom’s knee exploded and I don’t think we’ve heard anything about him even possibly returning to the league since August of last year, when he said he wanted to come back this season which is pretty obviously not happening. He’s a real nowhere man.

But here is something that Baron Davis definitely is — a future television show host. From Deadline.com:

The newly revamped Esquire Network (formerly G4), which targets upscale males, continues to aggressively build up content, ordering two new six-episode reality primetime series to a premiere this summer.

The half-hour How I Rock It (working title), from Ryan Seacrest Prods. and Citizen Jones, host and NBA superstar Baron Davis profiles athletes, musicians, celebrities, designers, influencers and street-style icons whose careers, lives and lifestyles are setting a stylish new standard for today’s modern man.

This won’t be the first time Baron has been on TV and it wouldn’t be the first time an active NBA player has hosted a television show, but I have to think that a television network owned by a magazine picking up a show about a basketball player talking to people about style means that he’s focusing his efforts towards things that aren’t necessarily about coming back to the NBA. Which is fine.

Considering he’s one of the masterminds behind The NOC TV — you know, that YouTube channel that gets athletes to do funny things like use a fart machine or wear a horse head and you’re always like “What is NOC TV?” because Davis’ role is kind of underpublicized and the channel just kind of showed up out of nowhere — and has produced films, had cameo spots in a few different things and is generally an engaging dude, why not talk to other famous people about style? I mean, if this guy doesn’t know what the stylish new standard is for today’s man, I don’t know who does. I probably wouldn’t pick Baron Davis off the top of my head as the NBA player most likely to host a show about men’s style called “How I Rock It (working title)” but that’s only because I’m not sure if he counts as an NBA player, as I’ve explained. If he does, he’s the obvious choice. (If not, Tim Duncan, duh.)

And if he does come back to the NBA, that’s cool too. Not only do the Knicks love old point guards who are past their prime, they also really need someone to talk to Tyson Chandler about what’s going on with his half-pants. Who better than an Esquire-endorsed television host?

(via Posting and Toasting)