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Because you read every single word that has ever been typed on this website, you already know that Nick Young made his miracle shot and had a legitimately amazing fourth quarter where he kind of carried an actual NBA team to a real-life victory. But that is not all that Nick Young did last night.

Here are some other things that Nick Young did last night which were arguably as awesome as those two things.

He Wore A Shirt with His Own Nickname On It

I don’t think it will shock anyone to learn that Nick Young has a sweatshirt with his own nickname on it. That’s like finding out Kobe Bryant appreciated a college kid scoring 138 points in a game — not surprising.

He Wants Others to Have the Same Shirt but He Doesn’t Even Know Where He Got It

From The 700 Level:

“Make sure you all go buy one of these,” Swaggy said referring to his sweatshirt bearing his name.

The funny thing was he doesn’t even know where you can get one because a fan sent it to him. He wasn’t even planning on wearing it, he said, but after the Sixers had such a wild successful fourth quarter, he obviously had a change of swag.

From the looks of it, he either got that sweatshirt from Pharrell Williams or my old website.

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Told you it wasn’t that bad of a shot.

In February of 2009, Andrew Bynum tore his right MCL after Kobe Bryant fell in to his knee in a game against the Grizzlies. He eventually returned and helped the Lakers win the first of their back-to-back titles. Following the season, the Lakers went to China for a little goodwill tour and a little celebration. Andrew Bynum was there and we’re guessing that’s when the above picture was taken.

That photo is on the celebrity wall at China’s Macau Tower, the second-highest bungee jump in the world. There’s no video or other photos of Bynum completing the jump, but thanks to TBJ fan John Chick who recently snapped the picture during a visit to the tower, we know that it’s pretty likely he took the plunge. I’m guessing they don’t put your picture up unless you complete the jump, plus the harness he’s wearing is the exact same that other people wear when they’re doing this stuff.

The kicker? Bungee jumping is specifically prohibited by the standard player contract, as stated on the NBA Players Association’s website:

12. PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES.

The Player and the Team acknowledge and agree that the Player’s participation in certain other activities may impair or destroy his ability and skill as a basketball player, and the Player’s participation in any game or exhibition of basketball other than at the request of the Team may result in injury to him. Accordingly, the Player agrees that he will not, without the written consent of the Team, engage in any activity that a reasonable person would recognize as involving or exposing the participant to a substantial risk of bodily injury including, but not limited to: (i) sky-diving, hang gliding, snow skiing, rock or mountain climbing (as distinguished from hiking), rappelling, and bungee jumping; (ii) any fighting, boxing, or wrestling; (iii) driving or riding on a motorcycle or moped; (iv) riding in or on any motorized vehicle in any kind of race or racing contest; (v) operating an aircraft of any kind; (vi) engaging in any other activity excluded or prohibited by or under any insurance policy which the Team procures against the injury, illness or disability to or of the Player, or death of the Player, for which the Player has received written notice from the Team prior to the execution of this Contract; or (vii) participating in any game or exhibition of basketball, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, or other team sport or competition. If the Player violates this Paragraph 12, he shall be subject to discipline imposed by the Team and/or the Commissioner of the NBA. Nothing contained herein shall be intended to require the Player to obtain the written consent of the Team in order to enable the Player to participate in, as an amateur, the sports of golf, tennis, handball, swimming, hiking, softball, volleyball, and other similar sports that a reasonable person would not recognize as involving or exposing the participant to a substantial risk of bodily injury.

Bynum was definitely under contract at the time, having signed his big extension earlier in the 2008-09 season, and it’s a safe bet that a team signing a young 7-footer to a huge contract as he is returning from a serious knee injury would include a clause like this in their contracts. So either Bynum had the consent of the team to go bungee jumping — which is theoretically possible since he was traveling with the team — or this was an unsanctioned thing that the Lakers brass would probably be upset about if they knew that’s what he was doing with his free time. Or maybe he has a “For the Love of the Bungee” clause in his contract, where he’s allowed to bungee jump any place, any time and can’t get in trouble. Always a possibility, I suppose.

Nothing bad happened, as Bynum a) is still alive to this very day and b) put up 26 points and 13 rebounds while starting during in Lakers’ season-opening win against the Clippers during the 2009-10 season. But in light of his recent bowling setback, it’s good to remember that Andrew Bynum has always subscribed to the tenets of YOLO, even before it was a hashtag.

Evidence for:

  • He looks like he is in costume.
  • More specifically, he looks like he’s wearing a comically over-exaggerated Andrew Bynum costume.
  • This is his third different hairstyle in the past three games.
  • His head looks like a Mario mushroom.

Evidence against:

  • Last night was November 16, so there’s really no reason to be in costume.
  • Josh Childress looks like this every day and that’s not a costume.
  • He has to be messing with us.

Verdict: He has become his own costume, so technically both no and yes.

(image via Dan McQuade)

Evidence for:

  • He looks like he is in costume.
  • His hair looks like a cheap Beatles wig.
  • “The Three Stooges” movie was released in this calendar year, so dressing like Moe would actually be a timely costume.

Evidence against:

  • Seems to be in the experimental phase of growing his hair out where you keep trying new things in the hopes of finding something that looks good.
  • He probably didn’t see “The Three Stooges,” since no one did.
  • He’s a computer nerd, so he probably knows the internet is loving all this weird hair stuff he’s doing and is enjoying the attention.

Verdict: Throwing the internet a bone (not a costume).

Evidence for:

Evidence against:

  • This picture was taken nearly two weeks after Halloween.
  • There is no chain on the outside of his shirt.
  • Spent seven years in Los Angeles, where hairstyles similar to this one are still kind of cool.

Verdict: Hair experiment (not a costume).

Look guys, I know as well as anyone how much fun it is to hate on Nick Young for his terrible shot selection. But this shot really isn’t that bad. Hear me out.

Consider the things that led to this shot. First, the end of quarter clock is running out, so time is of the essence. Second, an inaccurate outlet pass leads to a lazy non-catch which leads to a bad pass by Dorell Wright, which Nick Young then has to save. Third, he’s in the corner with a man on him and another guy within five feet.

It’s not like Young really had a chance to catch the ball cleanly, turn and assess the clock situation, then decide what to do with the ball. As far as he knows, with his back to the court and falling out of bounds with a defender-and-a-half on him, the quarter is almost over and getting a shot up is better than not. Yeah, that’s what he always thinks, but definitely not the worst shot attempt ever. If he wasn’t a former Knucklehead Era Wizard with a history of doing dumb stuff, this is just silliness.

Besides, if he makes it, he’s the new Rex Chapman. When that’s the reward, you take any kind of crazy shot you can think of.