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And he actually wears it!

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Definitely better than that time one of them got cornrows to differentiate between them. I still don’t remember which was which.

(via Reddit)

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This is barely NBA-related, but it’s such a weird coincidence of NBA-related personalities that I feel like you need to know about it. From the New York Post:

The next target for Jay-Z’s Roc Nation Sports banner is potential No. 1 NHL draft pick Seth Jones, according to sources. The son of Nets assistant coach and former Nuggets player Popeye Jones is already repped by CAA, Roc Nation’s partner. But sources said Jay-Z’s organization wants to strike a deal to be involved in the star’s marketing and branding, reports The Post’s Kirsten Fleming. Jones would then benefit from both sides of the CAA and Roc Nation partnership.

Yep, that’s right — a former Nets owner is hoping to represent the son of a former NBA player (and current NBA assistant coach) in the NHL draft, so that he can help make him a star.

Or to put it more simply, this guy…

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…is trying to make this guy’s son cool…

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…from playing hockey.

The world is weird sometimes.

This comes from Slate and it’s called “A Night at the Flop-era” and it’s perfect on a day when the NBA announced its harsher playoff flopping rules. So just act like someone knocked you down, then sit back and enjoy the sweetest flops the league has to offer. When that’s done, send David Stern a few thousand dollars, just to be safe.

(via TrueHoop)

This is the first track from N.O.R.E.’s new record, “Student of the Game,” and I don’t really know how to explain it or if it even needs explaining. It’s called “Kenny Smith Speaks” and it is just 15 seconds of Kenny Smith talking tough. That’s it. Pretty straightforward, really.

But if you were ever wondering what it would be like to have Kenny Smith do a tough talking intro to a rap record by an over-the-hill rapper, this is the answer. It’s weird.

(via Zilla Rocca)

Or to be more exact, he is the Axeman in “Axeman at Cutter’s Creek,” which is something I will not be seeing any time soon. That being said, if you were picking any NBA player ever to be in a horror movie, Scot Pollard is a pretty solid choice. He’s scary enough as is, but when he’s licking faces things are even worse. No thanks.

(via ShamSports)

Be right back. Gotta go watch the entirety of Eddie Murphy’s “Delirious” for the first time since college. I’m sure you understand. Goonie goo goo.

No words. Just hysterical laughter.