Have you ever wondered if Oklahoma City Thunder guard Russell Westbrook is more of a cat or a dog? For some reason, The Basketball Jones has. After debating this pointless topic for months, we took the opportunity at NBA All-Star Weekend to find out the answer once and for all.
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Did you see me? There in the back. Behind the guy. No, the other guy.
No? Fine. This will help. Enhance.
Enhance.
Enhance.
All-Star Weekend: where dreams come true.
(Thanks Matt Moore and CJ Fogler)
SPOILER ALERT — NBA players use a lot of towels.
(via Hooped Up)
Incredible.
I am just going to go out on a limb and guess that “the 1 secret that can keep you from going broke” is to not say yes every time your friends propose one of their business ideas while trying to guilt you in to saying yes. I’m no Dave Ramsey but that seems like a solid place to start.
But don’t take my advice. Listen to the guy who blew $110 million in 14 years. He knows what’s up.
(via Aron Phillips)
In addition to the recent list of possible D-League call-ups, there exist many other veteran free agents who could help an NBA team as a midseason pick-up. In light of 10-day contracts becoming available to use as of next week, here’s an unnecessary, emphatic list of some possible ones.
It’s important to note that only free agents are listed here, not all non-NBA players. So as much fun as it would be to list the likes of Eddy Curry and Quincy Douby — who this week combined for 95 points in a Chinese league game — they’re taken.
Guards
Carlos Arroyo – Out of the league for nearly two years, Arroyo is no less of an NBA player now than when he was in it. However, having declined steadily since 2005, his place within it was already tenuous. Arroyo is reportedly about to sign to Turkish team Galatasaray, where he’ll need to show improvement to be seriously considered in the NBA again.
Mike Bibby – Having fallen away dramatically in the last three seasons, Bibby achieved something difficult last season when he made the Knicks roster as a shooting specialist who couldn’t shoot. His career numbers suggest this was an outlier, yet after back to back poor seasons, Bibby will find it tough to make it back to the league.
Earl Boykins – Boykins was a rare veteran presence on a young Rockets team last season, where he showed the usual Boykins package: no fear, plenty of long twos, and a desperate need to prove himself as a scorer. He was adequate in his backup role, and was a good NBA player as recently as the 2010-11 season, but his age (36) might be the death knell.
Anthony Carter – Carter will inevitably go on to coach, yet he still believes he can contribute as an NBA player. The statistics do not reconcile with this belief, and haven’t done since 2008, yet perception is a much more important resource. “Coach on the floor,” et cetera.
Antonio Daniels – In 2011, Daniels proved you’re never too old to use the D-League as a gateway back to the NBA, getting a late call-up to the 76ers from the Texas Legends. In 2012, he posted 8.7 apg for the Legends, but couldn’t do the same again. And in 2013, Daniels is trying to lose 10,000 lbs.
Baron Davis – Davis tore his ACL last year, the latest in a decade’s worth of serious injuries. But he showed enough before the injury to warrant another look when he’s healthy again.
Derek Fisher – Fisher asked to be released by the Mavericks so that he could be nearer his family in Los Angeles. So he’s pretty much only an option for the Clippers and Lakers. Or the Sparks.
CHICAGO, Illinois — Mess with a Bull, you get the horns.
Just ask Ersan Ilyasova who survived a Bull attack Monday night in Chicago.
The 25-year-old professional athlete was ferociously attacked on the upper right arm by an angry, half-tonne Aberdeen-Boozer breed from Alaska while collecting rebounds — and rock samples — for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Ilyasova and four male co-workers encountered the Bull with about 10 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter of action in the United Center.
Ilyasova said he leapt for a rebound, which, in turn, must have triggered the Bull’s aggressive reaction.
“It started flailing wildly when it saw the basketball, and then it jumped on my arm,” Ilyasova told FOX Sports Wisconsin.
“I’m very lucky to be alive, I know that.”
The wild Bull then ran through three rows of chairs, charged two security officers, and rammed into Tom Thibodeau’s car in an underground parking lot.
It took four bullets an amnesty clause to kill it.
