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Want to know a good way to win over a sappy blogger whose favorite player just retired? Do this.

From the Kings’ media relations manager, Devin Blankenship:

James Johnson will wear #52 to honor former Kings great B-Rad Miller. The two became friends in Chicago and share a love of ‘outdoors’

As an avowed James Johnson hater who considers him amongst my all-time least favorite Bulls, I am doing a 180 on this and mentally high-fiving him for making a righteous decision. If the league isn’t going to mandate that No. 52 is retired by every team — a step that is inevitable, but seems to have been help up for some unknown reason — then this is the next best thing. Considering he’s had one of the most ill-conceived hairstyles of the past few years, just like Brad, it seems a nice fit.

However, for Jimmy Johns to prove he is truly worthy of the hallowed No. 52 and that he really loves the outdoors, I think he needs to appear on an episode of “Country Boys Outdoors.” That’s the only way to know he’s for real.

If he played with a tin of dip in his shorts, that’d help too.

Joke No. 1, courtesy of DeMarcus Cousins:

congrats to my homie @jimmerfredette and his big day …also his big night!! Haha

Joke No. 2, courtesy of the Denver Post:

Paper lanterns released during [Fredette's] rehearsal dinner in Centennial on Thursday night confused nearby residents and stirred up UFO talk. [...]

Viewers called in to 9NEWS to report “strange fiery lights” floating in the sky near Arapahoe and University. One viewer finally solved the mystery after one of the lanterns landed in her neighbor’s yard.

Sounds like a big weekend for JimmerJamz. Good thing the Kings didn’t make the playoffs because fitting in losing your virginity, starting a UFO hoax and playing basketball would be impossible. Sometimes playing on a bad team has its advantages, if you know what I mean (*wiggles eyebrows*).

(via I Am a GM)

“I wasn’t trying to get a tech but that’s part of being DeMarcus Cousins.”DeMarcus Cousins, explaining DeMarcus Cousins’ humunculus

If you like animals, are a big softie or simply have allergies that act up when sad stories come out, I’ll advise you to acquire one to three tissues before reading this quote from DeMarcus Cousin, explaining the “RIP Roscoe” he’s had on his shoes recently.

Got your tissues? Good. Here we go, from the Sacramento Bee:

When asked about it, Cousins explained that his 18-week-old bulldog died last week after suffering an allergic reaction to a bee sting.

“He just collapsed in his crate while I was on our last road trip,” Cousins said. “We had an autopsy done and everything because we wanted to know what happened. The (veterinarian) said it was from a bee sting.”

Great. As if I wasn’t worried enough about Yams the Brown Dog limping because she insists on jumping out of the bed even though her legs are way too short to support her body, now I have to worry that she might be allergic to bee stings that can kill her when I’m not even home. Ugh. Bees are the worst.

Hug your animal extra tight tonight. Give ‘em some extra pets and a treat or something, because you never know when some stupid bee is going to come by and ruin everything. At the very least, DeMarcus Cousins will appreciate the notion. We need to stick together in times like these.

I thought it was ridiculous when the guys from the new “Three Stooges” hosted “Monday Night Raw,” but an in-game NBA promo is taking things too far. Nyuk nyuk NO!

But since it’s the Stooges, nobody was actually hurt. Tyreke Evans stayed in the game and Manu Ginobili left due to a non-serious cut on his ear and the fact that the Spurs were playing the Kings in April. Classic Gregg Popovich hijinks. He’s a big-time Curly fan.

(via Sports Grid)

As we all know, in the realm of NBA basketball Blake Griffin vs. Kevin Love is the new Kobe Bryant vs. LeBron James. You can only like one and you can only choose one, and since they’re both very young and very good, we can argue about who is better for a long, long time.

However, as we also all know, DeMarcus Cousins is threatening to be the angry guy who makes those comparisons ridiculous. (I guess that makes him 2010 Dwyane Wade but who is keeping score? (Probably nerds are keeping score. Silly nerds.)) He’s young, he’s good and he recently called Blake Griffin “an actor” after beefing with the Clippers star.

And while that might sound like an insult because it was meant to be, Blake Griffin is taking it a compliment since he’s been working at perfecting his craft. From ESPN:

“I first heard about it from my acting coach, he sent me an email,” Griffin joked after the game, responding to the comments for the first time. “He was obviously thrilled. It was a compliment. I guess he’s seen some commercials and stuff and I appreciate it.”

Now this, my friends, is why Blake Griffin is such a skilled improviser. He takes a negative situation and turns it positive with a simple “Yes and” technique that’s been passed down from generation to generation of performers. You have to support your partner’s premise and then build from there. Great work.

And hey, when you are Blake Griffin and you are apparently trying to have a second career starring in every third commercial during an NBA broadcast, it’s good to be noticed for your chops, even if it’s in a derogatory light. As they say, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. If people keep talking about Blake Griffin’s acting, some big shot director is going to notice and put him in a movie. Then he can say he finally made it in Los Angeles, which is more than most people can say.

All Blake Griffin needs is one break. Looks like DeMarcus Cousins might be just that.

Just last week, DeMarcus Cousins offered to “solve” Devin Harris’ “issue,” whatever that may be. If you don’t speak Cuzish, them’s fightin’ words. Thanks to an in-game staredown, the Jazz and the Kings were at each other’s throats. Fun for a night, but usually the kind of thing that dies down immediately.

But not this time, friends. This isn’t going anywhere. We’ve got a legit feud on our hands, thanks to Earl Watson, who is taking things to the next level. From the Salt Lake Tribune:

If Cousins tries to start anything March 30 when Utah hosts Sacramento, Watson said he’ll be ready.

“The DeMarcus kid: I don’t know,” Watson said. “We’re in the playoff hunt. I’m not sure what his purpose is. I know what our purpose is.”

And from the Desert News:

“I’ve never seen (Cousins) do that with a guy his size. Have you?” Watson said. “That says a lot.” [...]

“I didn’t see him hit (Derrick) Favors. I didn’t see him hit (Enes) Kanter,” Watson said. “But every time he plays Devin, he wants to bump Devin. I mean, wow. Unbelievable, unbelievable. I don’t what to say. I’m speechless.” [...]

Watson wouldn’t mind if he’s the next little guy Cousins tries to bump around.

“I hope I am,” the 6-1, 199-pounder said. “You can quote that.”

Just to clarify — a huge guy wanted to fight a little guy because the little guy kept annoying him, but now a smaller guy is saying he’s going to fight the huge guy because he’s tired of him picking on little guys. It’s an incredibly hilarious start to a promising feud. Two young teams with talent, the ability to grow and a deep-seated hatred for one another, plus they play in the same conference and could battle over who wore the worse purple jerseys during the late-90s.

As long as these two teams hang on to all these testy players, things could really escalate over the next few years. Sure, that’s going to be tough with the always-on-the-block Devin Harris as one of the main characters, but I think it’s worth it to both of these teams to keep these guys around and fight things out. Having a rival can drive you to some incredibly high heights. Just ask the Knicks and Heat, who parlayed their dislike for one another in to contender status in the 1990s.

I’m not saying the same thing will happen for the Jazz and Kings, but the seeds of a revolution rivalry must be planted somewhere. If said seed happens to be DeMarcus Cousins fighting Devin Harris and Earl Watson at the same time — a pretty fair fight, I think — then so be it. The two teams play each other Friday. This could be the start of some mutually beneficial destruction.

(via I Am a GM)